WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 91

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:05pm

hhmmmmm... if you are saying Oh lordy, then someone MUST be doing something right!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:13pm

If anyone is gonna break Zola--it's gonna be me!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:13pm

Well could be, but if I was say..

"Mrrprhllla.... uh,yaahhhh...... UGGHHHHH!"

Then they would REALLY be doin' something rightski!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:14pm

LOL.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:14pm

Break me?

Whaddyatalkin'?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:18pm

Oh, you know EXACTLY what I'm talkinbout!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:19pm

JRB! Didn't I hear you say the same thing to someone this weekend?

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:20pm

And you know that there is no need for any "breaking" here. I give it up easily as I am extremely, ummmmm, ambidextrous.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:20pm

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:23pm

Oh Zola--you know you enjoy playing hard to get.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:28pm

Actually, no I don't. I'm just about as easy as they come.

I see what I want and I go after it, grab it like a ripe juicy peach and suck the essence and the very lifeforce out of it as it drips all down my face, onto my chest.

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 12:28 PM

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:35pm

*swoons, faints, dies--almost

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:37pm

It ain't no fun if ya just give it away. All the fun is in the breakin'. And when I says breakin' I means it. Literally. Thar ain't a feller in the joint that ain't felt my clammy hands chokin' the life out of 'em while I had my way with his nearly, and very often completely, lifeless body. Now when you ladies start chattin' it up about breakin' my boy, well I am the only feller here that is qualified to speak on that subject. If thar is any breakin' to be done then I gots a swollen prostate, a soiled mattress and a half a bottle of Wild Goose with Zola's name on it. Bring yer bitin' stick, yer gonna needs it. Updated On: 8/4/04 at 12:37 PM

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:37pm

*swoons, faints, dies--really!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:56pm

Come on boys, POST! Even RSR is ringing up the Varley.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 1:00pm

I'm trying! And, now I have to go to work. So, you guys better get to work! I want to see 5 - 10 pages by the time I get home or there will be hell to pay--and not the kind you would enjoy!!

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 01:00 PM

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 1:13pm

Oooohhhh JRB, I love when you get all manly on me!

[beacon1]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 1:17pm

Omigosh---

RightSaidRick found an internet connection! :o)

*and in the distance, a wolf howls...*

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 2:05pm

He's probably plugged into Marc Shaiman's outlet

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 2:24pm

Haven't we all plugged that outlet?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 2:27pm

Oh Woo!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 3:17pm

I'm still trying to get over the thought of: "bring yer bitin' stick, yer gonna needs it."

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Brown's fritters.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:03pm

Be careful you don't get electrocuted by Mr. Shaiman's magnetic personality!

[Marc Shaiman]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:14pm

exuuuuuuse me??

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:16pm

tee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Hey, Marc, did you know that you can't type out the word of my favorite white wine here (c****nay) because the middle six letters spell something the BWW censors (cough John Ashcroft cough) don't want to see printed?

How is your outlet, by the way?

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 06:16 PM