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#2251

Basement Blues!

hhmmmmm... if you are saying Oh lordy, then someone MUST be doing something right!
#2253

Basement Blues!

Well could be, but if I was say..

"Mrrprhllla.... uh,yaahhhh...... UGGHHHHH!"

Then they would REALLY be doin' something rightski!
#2254

Basement Blues!

LOL.
#2255

Basement Blues!

Break me?

Whaddyatalkin'?


Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2257

Basement Blues!

JRB! Didn't I hear you say the same thing to someone this weekend?
#2258

Basement Blues!

And you know that there is no need for any "breaking" here. I give it up easily as I am extremely, ummmmm, ambidextrous.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2261

Basement Blues!

Actually, no I don't. I'm just about as easy as they come.

I see what I want and I go after it, grab it like a ripe juicy peach and suck the essence and the very lifeforce out of it as it drips all down my face, onto my chest.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 12:28 PM

#2263

Basement Blues!

It ain't no fun if ya just give it away. All the fun is in the breakin'. And when I says breakin' I means it. Literally. Thar ain't a feller in the joint that ain't felt my clammy hands chokin' the life out of 'em while I had my way with his nearly, and very often completely, lifeless body. Now when you ladies start chattin' it up about breakin' my boy, well I am the only feller here that is qualified to speak on that subject. If thar is any breakin' to be done then I gots a swollen prostate, a soiled mattress and a half a bottle of Wild Goose with Zola's name on it. Bring yer bitin' stick, yer gonna needs it.

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 12:37 PM

#2265

Basement Blues!

Come on boys, POST! Even RSR is ringing up the Varley.
#2266

Basement Blues!

I'm trying! And, now I have to go to work. So, you guys better get to work! I want to see 5 - 10 pages by the time I get home or there will be hell to pay--and not the kind you would enjoy!!
johnraymondbarker.com

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 01:00 PM

#2267

Basement Blues!

Oooohhhh JRB, I love when you get all manly on me!
#2269

Basement Blues!

He's probably plugged into Marc Shaiman's outlet
#2270

Basement Blues!

Haven't we all plugged that outlet?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2271

Basement Blues!

Oh Woo!
#2272

Basement Blues!

I'm still trying to get over the thought of: "bring yer bitin' stick, yer gonna needs it."

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Brown's fritters.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2273

Basement Blues!

Be careful you don't get electrocuted by Mr. Shaiman's magnetic personality!
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#2274

Basement Blues!

exuuuuuuse me??
#2275

Basement Blues!

tee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Hey, Marc, did you know that you can't type out the word of my favorite white wine here (c****nay) because the middle six letters spell something the BWW censors (cough John Ashcroft cough) don't want to see printed?

How is your outlet, by the way?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 06:16 PM

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