WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 97

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:32pm

I'm going to one of those psychics on 46th Street tonight to see if I can summon Phanty to come out into the light. It's my last desparate chance to make this happy.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:53pm

happy or happen?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:53pm

JRB, maybe he meant what he said. He wants to make a happy.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:54pm

ohhhhh noooooo! Freudian.

Actually, both.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:55pm

The heart always knows, Zola.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:57pm

And I was thinking I really wanted to kiss you, bwaysinger.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:58pm

pucker up. I'm always here.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 5:13pm

Good to know. Expect it when you least expect it.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 5:15pm

Well, while I want it, I don't expect it. So could it be now, please? :)

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 5:17pm

Nope. I have to run away now. Shower before dinner. Unless you care to join me under the water and let me soap your back...(ask Phanty, I'm good at that.)

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 5:18pm

Funny, I was just about to hop in the shower myself.
I'll be right there.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 5:42pm

You mean, you're both naked RIGHT NOW?!

Let me get some popcorn, and I'll be right over.

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 6:23pm

that doesn't sound so bad!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 7:49am

What happened to Phantom? Eddie, do you have him tied up in New Jersey, or Staten Island, or wherever you hang out?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 8:11am

It's a mystery! And it's early for a mystery...send out Broadwayguy2, Phantasmo must be found!

[beacon1]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 10:48am

Eddie...

How is that you are running so far ahead of the Woo and Ree thread.

There'll be heck to pay for this! Her Wooness and the Mighty Ree will NOT be usurped. LOL!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:02pm

But the adult smoking thread has smoked Eddie. He's been Smarty Jonesed right out of the lead.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:21pm

oh my.
Well, my shower was good, Zola, how was yours? I even managed to get FF to consider coming over! I wouldn't mind seeing you in your tiara and special dress, FF...we can wander the streets of New York and I could pimp you out to all the boys. I'm a good pimp. Just ask, you'll find no complaints.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:51pm

Is that Kate Shindle's tiara you stole, FF, or Vanessa Williams'?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:53pm

I think it's special-ordered just for the Flowery one. It fits her perfectly.
in fact, I am wondering if it needs its own thread now.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:56pm

The tiara was borrowed from a friend.
It has long since been returned.
It came with it's own bodyguard, as so many award show baubles do.

I'm going to have to pass on the pimp offer.
No offense darling.
When I said I wanted to find a man who could pay for things, that's not what I meant.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 7:36am

C'MON Kids, keep me afloat!

What have all of you been doing to find inspiration?!

[beacon1]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 8:15am

Good morning Eddie!

Hope you are having a great morning!

Beacon :o)

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 12:51pm

sorry, Eddie. I guess you have become old news.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 12:55pm

Eddie, look honey, let's sit down and talk, ok? First of all, you need to stop hanging out with that wrong element at Joe's Pub. All those pictures on the homepage of BWW make you seem a little stuck-up to the old gutter gang on the off-topic board. I think you need to spend more time at Unicorn. Secondly, the "adults' smoking" thread did you in. Look at them go! We tried to stop it. I typed in **** and **** ******* and **** and ******* and ***** but it didn't get the thread deleted. But, lastly, I would really start to worry about the kissing thread my secret lover Phantom started: it has good demographic push -- boys girls gay straight everyone's in there in one big sweaty mess.

Look, I wouldn't be a friend if I didn't tell you.