WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 98

#2426

Eddie's thread claimed by FF's Tiara and on the bottom of page 2 to boot!

Posted: 8/12/04 at 12:55pm

Eddie, look honey, let's sit down and talk, ok? First of all, you need to stop hanging out with that wrong element at Joe's Pub. All those pictures on the homepage of BWW make you seem a little stuck-up to the old gutter gang on the off-topic board. I think you need to spend more time at Unicorn. Secondly, the "adults' smoking" thread did you in. Look at them go! We tried to stop it. I typed in **** and **** ******* and **** and ******* and ***** but it didn't get the thread deleted. But, lastly, I would really start to worry about the kissing thread my secret lover Phantom started: it has good demographic push -- boys girls gay straight everyone's in there in one big sweaty mess.

Look, I wouldn't be a friend if I didn't tell you.

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#2427

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Posted: 8/12/04 at 12:58pm

Zola--I have tried to pull Eddie into more hedonistic places. I have a new one to take him to. He just has to clear that busy beauty pageant schedule.

Eddie will make his comeb...I mean return. He'll show us the real REVENGE OF THE SITH!! :)

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Updated On: 8/12/04 at 12:58 PM

#2428

Eddie's thread claimed by FF's Tiara and on the bottom of page 2 to boot!

Posted: 8/12/04 at 1:05pm

Eddie's an evil jedi? Is there no end to his versatility? Pun intended.

#2429

Eddie's thread claimed by FF's Tiara and on the bottom of page 2 to boot!

Posted: 8/12/04 at 1:08pm

You should see his lightsaber!!

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#2430

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Posted: 8/12/04 at 1:26pm

I do not fear things such as "kiss who threads"...I fear those guns in you're icon Zola, THEY could stop a Sith!

#2431

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Posted: 8/12/04 at 1:27pm

oh, Eddie, JRB and I know of some things you should fear.
Just remember to follow our rules, don't wear the color red, and speak in stilted colonial American English.

#2432

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Posted: 8/12/04 at 1:27pm

That is definitely the body of a Sith!!

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#2433

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Posted: 8/12/04 at 1:33pm

But does he have the mind of a Sith?

#2434

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Posted: 8/12/04 at 1:34pm

what the f are you guys talking about?

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#2435

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Posted: 8/12/04 at 1:39pm

you just sit down and flex, stop da tawkin'!

#2436

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Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:04pm

So Eddie spends the past week in New Jersey and today the Governor comes out of the closet.

Coincidence?

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#2437

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Posted: 8/12/04 at 11:58pm

I think Eddie is the gay lover!!!!

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#2438

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:00am

Eddie...eddie, where are you?
I just felt like bumping.

#2439

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 8:06am

Happy Friday Morning Eddie!

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#2440

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 8:12am

Happy Friday Morning to you too Beacon1, thanks for always being so nice!

And as far as my "problems" in NJ, they are between me and Gov. McGreevey.

Thank you in advance for understanding, it's personal.

Updated On: 8/13/04 at 08:12 AM

#2441

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:33am

Just don't release any details about your time in my dungeon.

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#2442

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:58am

Zola, um, I was wondering if I could have my dentures back?

#2443

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:35pm

He'll have to have them removed from the dungeon wall.

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#2444

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 4:45pm

Ok, this isn't funny...open the latch and let me out of this airless stink hole!


And what's with the smell...is it uh, oh nevermind!

#2445

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 4:49pm

Eddie,

RightSaidRick will be terribly upset to find that you've been lolling around in someone else's dungeon...

There'll be heck to pay, my boy! RSR's version of heck...

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#2446

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 4:55pm

beacon, is that you?

it's so dank and there are sounds, but I can't hear so well.. , hey, is that my accountant in the left alcove?

#2447

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Posted: 8/14/04 at 11:59am

Eddie, are you in the city or in one of those suburbs again?

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#2448

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Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:31pm

Zola, I think he is. Ewww.
And I have to say, does anyone here know why Eddie is single? That ain't right.

#2449

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Posted: 8/14/04 at 1:49pm

oh--it's by choice. Eddie is a playa! A Stud!

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#2450

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Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:10am

He's my bitch. I had to drag him out of the Unicorn Bookstore by the waistband of his Hanes underwear kicking and screaming.

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