WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 98

Eddie, look honey, let's sit down and talk, ok? First of all, you need to stop hanging out with that wrong element at Joe's Pub. All those pictures on the homepage of BWW make you seem a little stuck-up to the old gutter gang on the off-topic board. I think you need to spend more time at Unicorn. Secondly, the "adults' smoking" thread did you in. Look at them go! We tried to stop it. I typed in **** and **** ******* and **** and ******* and ***** but it didn't get the thread deleted. But, lastly, I would really start to worry about the kissing thread my secret lover Phantom started: it has good demographic push -- boys girls gay straight everyone's in there in one big sweaty mess.

Look, I wouldn't be a friend if I didn't tell you.

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Eddie's an evil jedi? Is there no end to his versatility? Pun intended.

I do not fear things such as "kiss who threads"...I fear those guns in you're icon Zola, THEY could stop a Sith!

That is definitely the body of a Sith!!

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what the f are you guys talking about?

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So Eddie spends the past week in New Jersey and today the Governor comes out of the closet.

Coincidence?

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Eddie...eddie, where are you?
I just felt like bumping.

Happy Friday Morning to you too Beacon1, thanks for always being so nice!

And as far as my "problems" in NJ, they are between me and Gov. McGreevey.

Thank you in advance for understanding, it's personal.

Updated On: 8/13/04 at 08:12 AM

Zola, um, I was wondering if I could have my dentures back?

Ok, this isn't funny...open the latch and let me out of this airless stink hole!


And what's with the smell...is it uh, oh nevermind!

beacon, is that you?

it's so dank and there are sounds, but I can't hear so well.. , hey, is that my accountant in the left alcove?

Zola, I think he is. Ewww.
And I have to say, does anyone here know why Eddie is single? That ain't right.

He's my bitch. I had to drag him out of the Unicorn Bookstore by the waistband of his Hanes underwear kicking and screaming.

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