Wednesday Afternoon Chuckle
Wednesday Afternoon Chuckle
#0Wednesday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/28/06 at 4:58pm
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#1re: Wednesday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/28/06 at 5:25pmOMG! That was great!
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
theatrebabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
#2re: Wednesday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/28/06 at 5:33pm
Well that was great but I was extremely confused for awhile because I thought it said
"One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamb. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie."
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
Updated On: 6/28/06 at 05:33 PM
-cheezedoodle
#3re: Wednesday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/28/06 at 5:36pm
"They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie."
So if nothing comes out, I'm not rubbing enough?
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
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