Hugh Jackman. I've already touched his golden buns with one finger. I will be gentle because his tush is rock hard and my hand would probably hurt too much.
Adam Pascal. He'd deserve it BIG TIME!
QM
QM, you are the feisty one, aren't you?!
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God, how far the level of talk in here has sunk.
Well, if you would like to contribute something, nobody is stopping you.
Now are they?
1. Why would I want to contribute to a thread about which Broadway actor do I want to spank? Honestly?
2. What the f**k does "Now are they?" mean?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
I want to comment so badly but I'm going to bow respectfully to Matt_G and let him handle it.
this is such a good thread. hmm where to begin
Gavin Creel
Michael Arden
Peter Matthew Smith from hairspray
Niel Patrick Harris
Hunter Foster.
:)
I'm not into spanking...but a long cuddle with one John Cariani would do wonders to make my heart skip faster...(totally innocent...no funny business..)
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
Spanking is such a demoralizing and dehumanizing act.
But it's also a very good thing if someone's been especially naughty.
Alan Cumming- He would be into that kinda thing. . .
HUGH JACKMAN.
Brian Stokes Mitchell- I just love men with great low voices
I can't believe no has said his majesty Patrick Wilson!!!!!!!
He tops my list. Gavin Creel, Matt Cavanaugh, Hugh, and Stokes round out the top 5.
Thank you for bumping this thread up. I just had one heck of a good laugh. Thanks!!
Especially the idea of Hunter getting raspberried!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Sebastian Lacause
I think if you spanked Sebastian, you might break your hand on his ass. Hehe...
john hill/ tartaglia, barrett foa, cheyenne!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
I cant believe I never responded to this thread the first time around.....
He'll be on broadway soon enough so I'll say (insert shocked expression here) Denzel
Oh, or Daniel Sunjata
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
soon to be broadway leading man...CHEYENNE! (oh wait.. been there done that
Featured Actor Joined: 12/31/69
it would be worth the pain Matt... that would be one incredible bang!
for the semantically challenged MisterRussell...Princeton was using a slightly casual phrase of "now are they" to suggest that no one was keeping you from starting a thread with a more elevated topic (as opposed to your reading of him encouraging you to lower yourself further within this one).
As i enjoy both kinds of threads, i'd encourage your contribution elsewhere as well.
Barrett foa
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