First night, small 4 people seder at home (we would go to a Kabad but my dad has a thing against Hassids. Second night in New Jersey at my cousins, probably about 40 people while my mom goes insane trying to immitate my grandma's simmus so my cousin doesn't tease her about it.
I don't get ann matzah this year because I'm on the special carbohydrates diet (I have a million medical problems), how weird is that going to be? I get sick of matzah after the first two days anyway.
"Without Jews, fags, and gypsies, there is no theatre!"
~Mel Brooks, To be or not to be
Updated On: 4/19/05 at 09:12 AM