I wish I could lie...and tell you all nothing...but I'm afraid that would be a...lie. I can imagine the look on my dad's face waking me up if I was sleeping..in my 'birthday suit'.
"Parks, it's time to ge-- GOOD LORD IN HeAVEN! WTF IS HE DOING?! PaRKS! STOP TOUCHING YOuRSELF!!"
Hm. I should try it out tonight and we'll see.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA