#1
Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:54pm
What is this "internet" I've been hearing about?
#2
Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:58pm
What about the tubes? WHERE ARE THE TUBES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#3
Posted: 8/8/06 at 5:06pm
"You need a computer and a phone."
Wow. Dial up is so 5 years ago.
Wow. Dial up is so 5 years ago.
#4
Posted: 8/8/06 at 5:07pm
I can't watch it...
I'm too distracted by the pictures on the right.
I'm too distracted by the pictures on the right.
In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...
#5
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:00pm
Does anyone still have dial-up?
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#6
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:04pm
I think my stepdad does. But they don't use the internet enough to have cable. I think he gets on once or twice a week, and that's just to check his email.
#7
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:06pm
"not a lot of swears" at about 2:30
No swears my holy sh!t fuc*ing god @ss hole.
That was a long time ago
No swears my holy sh!t fuc*ing god @ss hole.
That was a long time ago
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#8
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:07pm
Dial-up used to drive me crazy! Especially when I was online downloading or printing out something, and then someone would pick up the phone to make a call.
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O clemens O pia
#9
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:08pm
Yeah. I remember when it would take me all day to download a song. Not anymore.
#10
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:12pm
Internet...
YOU KNOW...
It's that stuff girls used to spray on their hair in the '60s to hold its style.
YOU KNOW...
It's that stuff girls used to spray on their hair in the '60s to hold its style.
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#11
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:13pm
matthew in america
this video is pathetic and hilarious.
Dial up was soooo annoying, and was the inteernet only a chat room, back then?
this video is pathetic and hilarious.
Dial up was soooo annoying, and was the inteernet only a chat room, back then?
The bushes of Tex were nervous recks because their son was dim, But look what happened to him~Dirrty Rotten Scoundrels~all about Ruprecht
They say the thoughtful musicals dead on broadway~forbiden broadway : SVU~The crime scene
Never say never, there's always one more person you can hit up~avenue Q.~the money song
Life sucks, get a pacifyer~my own saying
#12
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:15pm
I only got Broadband in the last three months, until then i had dial up. Before then, my was not 'in the broadband area', in otherwords the phone company didn't want to have to run lines out to the outer suburbs. Ireland is so behind the times.
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like racehorses. We contemplate at last
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deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
#13
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:17pm
I didn't knwo you were in Ireland.
When I lived in Ovilla (outside of Dallas) we had dial up, because broadband wasn't available in the country.
It sucked.
When I lived in Ovilla (outside of Dallas) we had dial up, because broadband wasn't available in the country.
It sucked.
#14
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:22pm
Fiction Writer, by "country" do you mean the USA or the land outside cities and towns?
Yes, Linnie is from Dublin, dont'cha know?
Yes, Linnie is from Dublin, dont'cha know?
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Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#15
Posted: 8/8/06 at 6:30pm
I mean land outside the city. Ovilla is about 15 minutes south of Dallas.
#16
Posted: 8/8/06 at 7:22pm
With everything else in it, it would still be funny without the dail-up.
And thanks for posting, robbo, I loved this.
And thanks for posting, robbo, I loved this.
The bushes of Tex were nervous recks because their son was dim, But look what happened to him~Dirrty Rotten Scoundrels~all about Ruprecht
They say the thoughtful musicals dead on broadway~forbiden broadway : SVU~The crime scene
Never say never, there's always one more person you can hit up~avenue Q.~the money song
Life sucks, get a pacifyer~my own saying
#17
Posted: 8/8/06 at 7:27pm
My mom still has dial-up.
#18
Posted: 8/8/06 at 8:05pm
Wow! Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing Internet. 
(I am kidding)
And when did we start using the definite article, 'the' in relation to 'the' Internet?
Oh, and a friend of mine still has dial-up. I laugh at her.
(I am kidding) And when did we start using the definite article, 'the' in relation to 'the' Internet?
Oh, and a friend of mine still has dial-up. I laugh at her.
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#19
<-- oh so you tilt your head to the LEFT to understand those things. Crazy crazy world.
Posted: 8/8/06 at 9:13pm
<-- oh so you tilt your head to the LEFT to understand those things. Crazy crazy world.
#20
Posted: 8/8/06 at 10:12pm
I still have dial-up, we don't get high speed where I live
(I guess by 2007 our entire township will have wireless high speed internet though)
(I guess by 2007 our entire township will have wireless high speed internet though)
#21
Posted: 8/8/06 at 10:14pm
"our entire township"
well, there's your problem
well, there's your problem
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#22
Posted: 8/8/06 at 10:40pm
Did I make aa stupid mistake that I still can't figure out? (I hope I don't look too niave)
#23
Posted: 8/8/06 at 11:02pm
i was making a joke about your living in a township. thats why you still have dial up
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#24
Posted: 8/8/06 at 11:03pm
I still have Dial-Up at my mother's, but that's only because we can't afford DSL. My dad has great DSL though and I'm there more often than here, so if I need to download stuff I just wait until I'm over there.
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#25
Posted: 8/9/06 at 12:44am
"the files are INSIDE the computer" ZOOLANDER
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