What is your Halloween costume this year? — Page 5

Hells, the commercials tell me that 'Trojan His & Her Side Lubrication' condoms are the best.

Give out c*** rings!! There is nothing worse than going flaccid halfway through.

"I'm going as Cleopatra!"

Also known as "The Thick Lipped One" because she was so good at oral sex.

Another slutty costume...

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Costume bought.........on to the party favors.

jag, thanks for the recommendation.

"Also known as "The Thick Lipped One" because she was so good at oral sex.

Another slutty costume..."

HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAD NO IDEA!

I think my kids are use to me embarrassing them (just kidding). But let's think about it, how many kids are too embarrassed to go into a store to buy a condom, yet somehow they find themselves in a position where they need one and take foolish risks by not using one.

My sister-in-law, who is a dean of a nursing university had suggested that when my kids went off to college to give them a ton of condoms to put out in a candy dish in their apartments - she has seen the effects of kids too shy, too embarrassed, too timid, (in some cases) too poor to learn how to protect themselves.

I have a strong suspicion that once it gets around that we are passing them out........they'll be lined up for them.

So what is your son going to be for Halloween Stockard?

Wrap him in trash bags & buy a helmet from Toys R Us. Ta-dow! You just saved yourself $65!

I will be going as myself this year. That should scare the hell out of people.

I think a pumpkin would be fine, but the books are a good idea too!

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Good idea.......I was wondering if I would offend any members who are devout Catholics - I truly hope not.

Shame on you, my son....for you have sinned, here have a condom.

This is not a wash and dry affair. LMAO