What it takes to be a hot chorus boy... — Page 4

Metrosexual? I like that word. Please describe.

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the boys that throw what gaydar I have completely off course!

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But Im a leading lady babe.

Well, you cant have me!!!!! What would Matt say?!?!?!

I suggest you contact Matt about sharing me. You can drop him a note at fanmail@mattyfresh.com and Ill be sure he gets it.

Amen to the Cabaret reference! Very true.
*tear*
I miss that show.

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I ain't no chorus boy but if I was I'd be up there with the best of them. What does it take? I'll tells ya. First, ya gots to be real skinny but with muscular arms and thighs. Then ya gotta shave all that nasty hair off that fine body of yours. All of it, I said! Yes, even down there. Then it puts the lotion on when it is told. I said, it puts the lotion on when it is told. That's better. See I can be real nice when ya let me. Now, I might loosen those straps that you've been bellyachin' about.

Ideally, the best chorus boys are from one of the relatively hairless races. The Chinese make wonderful chrous boys while the Greek, well let's not go there, okay? I like to be compact too. Muscular and compact. With no body hair. Not even in the bad place. Most importantly, they need to be able to dance like the dickins. All night, if need be. And lastly, no body hair.

And NOW where is HE? Rick do you have Phanty somewhere?!

Well Rick, you can forget the image of the hairy Greek. Most Greek guys between 18-30, both straight and gay, are heavily into shaving their body hair nowadays here in Greece !!! YAYYYY !!! :)


Take care

awwww--I love hairy boys, especially hairy Greek boys! =)

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Oh my gosh, I love hairy-Barry's!!!
Hmm, lets see...
Jesus Garcia
Raul Esparza
Maurice Villa-Lobos
Vance Avery
Chris Hoch
Just to name a few!

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Hear that Scott Nevins? HAHA

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Chorus Boys are tomorrow's superstars, treat them right.

Some of them even use a knife and fork to eat, it's true I've SEEN it!