What it takes to be a hot chorus boy...- Page 4

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:06pm

Metrosexual? I like that word. Please describe.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:08pm

metrosexual is a word to describe a guy whose straight but still cares about clothes and grooming and such.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:10pm

the boys that throw what gaydar I have completely off course!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:15pm

Thank you Mistress. You know everything and I thought you were just a pretty face.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:16pm

But Im a leading lady babe.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:21pm

If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby...

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:22pm

Well, you cant have me!!!!! What would Matt say?!?!?!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:25pm

I can have you on Mondays. HAHA

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:26pm

I suggest you contact Matt about sharing me. You can drop him a note at [e-mail] and Ill be sure he gets it.

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:21pm

A hot chorus boy must play at least one instrument other than drums or guitar. Preferably violin, cello, or clarinet.
Aahhh...may Cabaret rest in peace. Oh how I miss those men!

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:33pm

Amen to the Cabaret reference! Very true.
*tear*
I miss that show.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:45pm

SURE! I go to dinner with friends and miss all the excitement!

This is the hottest thread EVER! And chorus boys have to be quick with a quip and hopefully a wardrobe malfunction or two.....

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:49pm

I ain't no chorus boy but if I was I'd be up there with the best of them. What does it take? I'll tells ya. First, ya gots to be real skinny but with muscular arms and thighs. Then ya gotta shave all that nasty hair off that fine body of yours. All of it, I said! Yes, even down there. Then it puts the lotion on when it is told. I said, it puts the lotion on when it is told. That's better. See I can be real nice when ya let me. Now, I might loosen those straps that you've been bellyachin' about.

Ideally, the best chorus boys are from one of the relatively hairless races. The Chinese make wonderful chrous boys while the Greek, well let's not go there, okay? I like to be compact too. Muscular and compact. With no body hair. Not even in the bad place. Most importantly, they need to be able to dance like the dickins. All night, if need be. And lastly, no body hair.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:51pm

Well, next time I suggest you skip dinner. Phantom didnt want me to leave my computer for food either.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:53pm

And NOW where is HE? Rick do you have Phanty somewhere?!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:56pm

I dont know, he disappeared after 6 hours. So I doubt you were eating that entire time.

[Greekmusicalfan]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 9:30pm

Well Rick, you can forget the image of the hairy Greek. Most Greek guys between 18-30, both straight and gay, are heavily into shaving their body hair nowadays here in Greece !!! YAYYYY !!! :)


Take care

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 9:47pm

please and thank you.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 9:52pm

awwww--I love hairy boys, especially hairy Greek boys! =)

[Greekmusicalfan]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 9:56pm

Not much of a hairy person admirer here, just give me a twink any time LOL. But let's comply to Mistress's request. Sorry Mistress, just had to set the misconception straight about the Greek people :)

Take care

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 10:20pm

Oh my gosh, I love hairy-Barry's!!!
Hmm, lets see...
Jesus Garcia
Raul Esparza
Maurice Villa-Lobos
Vance Avery
Chris Hoch
Just to name a few!

[jcr279]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 11:04pm

hairy guys are the best!!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 11:06pm

Hear that Scott Nevins? HAHA

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 11:44pm

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I asked nicely, and no ones listening. Im gonna go pout.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 7:31am

Chorus Boys are tomorrow's superstars, treat them right.

Some of them even use a knife and fork to eat, it's true I've SEEN it!