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#101

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 7:58am

Some can even use chopsticks!! HAHA

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#102

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 10:57am

I think "hot chorus boys" should only drink protein shakes and do nothing but lunges and squats. I think this is an AMAZING plan for both their theatrical and personal success!

#103

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:46am

All chorus boys should get free gym memberships.

#104

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:49am

...and boxer briefs, come to think of it Hot Chorus Boys should get everything FREE!

#105

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:51am

French fries, french fries, french fries...

#106

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:56am

It's Chorus Boy day at McDonalds! Ronald is finally gonna come out!

I mean with that pancake and lipstick and the "Happy Meals", not too mention the "
Hamburglar"

HELLO?!

#107

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:58am

Shamrock Shakes rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#108

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 12:02pm

It depends on how green they are and how hard they shake!

Chorus Boys Rock!!!!!!!

#109

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 1:49pm

But GMF, Hugh Jackman is no hairless twink!

There is the guy who is playing Pepper in the MAMMA MIA tour that was just here in DC who is one hot little hairy chorus boy.

#110

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 1:53pm

Three cheers for the hot chorus boys on Tour!!!!!!!!!!!
They don't always get the recognition they deserve!! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated On: 3/16/04 at 01:53 PM

#111

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:30pm

well, uh, I wanna free gym membership--that way I can transform into a hot chorus boy. And, uh, a crap load of dance classes, too. pout.

=P

johnraymondbarker.com

#112

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:31pm

Free body waxing!! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#113

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:34pm

Da Heck wid body-waxxing. It's the 21st century -- use Laser!!

#114

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:39pm

No no NO! Body hair is back in style! (Yea!)

johnraymondbarker.com

#115

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:39pm

Not the Laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#116

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:46pm

LOL -- Phantom

#117

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Posted: 3/16/04 at 5:42pm

I agree JRB!!

#118

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Posted: 3/17/04 at 11:33am

Did everybody forget about this thread???????? Chorus boys discarded like a piece of ass, I mean trash!! HAHA

#119

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Posted: 3/17/04 at 11:37am

What happens when Hot Chorus Boys age? Do they become Hot Chorus Men or Hot Chorus People? What happens?!

#120

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Posted: 3/17/04 at 11:39am

They grow up to become famous choreographers!

<---- one for each butt cheek!!

Updated On: 3/17/04 at 11:39 AM

#121

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Posted: 3/17/04 at 11:41am

So that's where they put their Tony's!

You're a smarty Phanty!

#122

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Posted: 3/17/04 at 11:42am

I LOVE hot chorus boys on tour!!!!

#123

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Posted: 3/18/04 at 10:28am

Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what hot chorus boys are made of. HAHA

#124

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Posted: 3/18/04 at 10:37am

Hot chorus boys should be seen...and NEVER HEARD!

Cause when they are, you get NAKED BOYS SINGING!!

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#125

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Posted: 3/18/04 at 11:03am

Two things any hot chorus boy should NOT be without: A pair of "snake bite" cups.

Flat, boring nipples are a chorus boy "no no!" They should aways be pert n' perky!

"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"

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