That hideous recorded voice on the new subway cars, the one that says, "Ladies and gentlemen, we are delayed because of train traffic ahead of us. Please be patient."
Its that damned "Please be patient" that annoys the f*ck out of me. They completely negate my status as a consumer who is being inconvenienced that way. How many times would a waiter say, "Your meal will be delayed because of kitchen traffic ahead of you, please be patient," before you started taking money off the tip?
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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