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#1

What's the most effective way to lose weight?

I am just wondering, b/c I've gained around 7 lbs here at school, and I've been going to the gym and stuff. But I was wondering if anyone had any tips...I might be up to play a character that is only in her underwear, so I'd like to get super sexy.


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Updated On: 4/6/05 at 06:30 PM

#3

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

Don't eat meat.
Cut back on starches and carbs.
Load up on veggies and fruits.
Drink more water than you can piss out.
Vomit after every meal.
Snort cocaine.
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#4

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

just eat smaller portions. Also don't eat much at night. :)
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#5

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

1. Push yourself away from the table.

2. Never eat after 7PM
3. don't snack.
4. drink lots of water
5. exercise.....(it can evern be walking)
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#7

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

Eat in moderation. Cut your "bad" fat intake and processed foods... i.e. white sugar, flour, rice... Exercise. Eat veggies and fruit. Drink water.
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#8

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

Eat right, exercise, and always carry a water bottle with you wherver you go. (Including class) It gets you to drink more water and I will drink a lot when I am sitting in a boring class.
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#9

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

come on, guys, bulemia and cocaine addiction aren't really funny re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

Good advice here, but I don't get why eating after a certain hour makes a difference? Doesn't a calorie stay a calorie no matter what hour it is?
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#10

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

You want to give your food time to digest before you go to bed because your metabolism slows down when you go to sleep.
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#12

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

Thanks you all (that was bad english).
I actually just got a call fromt the director and I am not in the underwear wearing play, but another one. However, I still am going to get super sexy with all of your fine suggestions.

#13

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

Try to contact dysentery or a tapeworm.

Actually, I can vouch for Weight Watchers. Its rules are very much the ones suggested earlier in this thread - Drink LOTS of water, excersise, eat smaller portions and bulk up on the veggies.

Except the cocaine part :)
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#14

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

When you say exercise, what kind of exercise are you doing? Perhaps you want to explore a more intense and regular workout regimen in addition to moderation w/ respect to your diet. Also, watch your alcohol intake.
#16

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

I don't drink alcohol. I don't ever eat late at night. At the gym I usually run a mile on the treadmill and work on my abs and stuff with all sorts of situps and things.

Now I am pissed, I was told to not eat after 7 and they just called me for dinner.
#17

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

I think you're safe eating after 7 since you generally don't get to bed before 2:00.
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#18

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

Also a cardinal rule of dieting... Make sure there is room in your diet for at least a little bit of leeway. One piece of chocolae cake a weekisn't going to kill you. LF I'm sure you'll be fine as you probably go to bed later than the averge individual.

"However, I still am going to get super sexy with all of your fine suggestions."

You already are super sexy. This diet will make you irresistable. Another suggestion is to take up marathoning. That will get you skinny but you get to eat more. Of course I was already skinny when I started running now everyone tells me I look unhealthy! re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?
Actually you replace it with muscle so you probably wouldn't lose too much weight.
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Updated On: 4/6/05 at 07:14 PM

#19

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

The don't eat at night/don't eat after a certain time thing is pretty much a myth. As long as you aren't exceeding a "normal" (for you) caloric intake and are getting enough vitamins and minerals, when you eat shouldn't matter.

Exercising, drinking a lot of water, and increasing the number of fruits and vegetables you eat are good ideas. Also, cutting soda out of your diet helps a lot... my friend lost ten pounds just by doing that. And you'll feel better! Good luck re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

Updated On: 4/6/05 at 07:42 PM

#20

re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?

According to Romy and Michelle, "Getting Mono was like, the best diet ever".

Barring that, maybe Mexican well water?

But thanks to everyone who commented because I myself am preparing for bikini season. re: What's the most effective way to lose weight?
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#21

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no one mentions smoking???
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#22

re: what's the most effective way to lose weight?

I'm just going to echo the smaller portions comment that a couple of others have made. I've lost some weight at school (go figure, since most people usually put on a few lbs at school) and I think a lot of that has to do w/ the fact that I'm eating smaller portions. I'm eating a lot of the same food I'd eat at school (usually a bowl of cereal or yogurt for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, and a piece of chicken, some rice, and two different veggies for dinner) that I would usually eat when I was living at home. The main difference is that I'm eating smaller portions (much closer to what the recommended portion sizes probably are) since I'm a strapped for cash/short on time college student. I'll get a package of chicken breasts and cook it at the beginning of the week and that, along w/ a box of rice, a head of broccoli, and a lb of carrots will last for most of the week. Sure, it totally gets old after a while, but I've slimmed down quite a bit w/ this routine.
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#23

re: what's the most effective way to lose weight?

Stomach staple helped Al, but i dunno if that's what you are going for (just 7 lbs, right? re: what's the most effective way to lose weight?)
awkward.

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#24

re: what's the most effective way to lose weight?

I always hated the "Not after 7pm" rule. I don't start eating during the day until about 1pm and eat dinner after 7pm almost every night. I don't even go to bed until like 3-4am, so if I eat something at 9pm, it probably isn't going to make a difference.
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#25

re: what's the most effective way to lose weight?

I also forgot about wet carbs... i.e. veggies like tomato, broccoli, cauliflower, zuchini... I forget the term, they burn more calories to burn than they have... not by a lot, but still, that's why they always say to eat as many as you want because they fill you up and practically don't count towards your daily caloric intake.
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