#26
Posted: 4/6/05 at 10:44pm
Noises Off? You'd be fabulous.
Hamlet's father.
What's the most effective way to lose weight? — Page 2
#27
Posted: 4/6/05 at 10:52pm
Eat meat and carbs sparingly
Drink lots of water
Exercise regularly
Smoke a pack a day
Drink lots of water
Exercise regularly
Smoke a pack a day
#28
Posted: 4/6/05 at 10:54pm
Okay, stop telling her to smoke!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#29
Posted: 4/6/05 at 10:56pm
Don't smoke.
And when you do smoke, smoke a lot!
And when you do smoke, smoke a lot!
#30
Posted: 4/6/05 at 10:56pm
The reason college students gain weight can be explained in 5 words: All-you-can-eat buffet. It's been shown that when you get to serve yourself from a buffet rather than being given a set portion, you tend to take more food than you otherwise would. And since we're all taught to clean our plates...
#31
Posted: 4/6/05 at 10:57pm
Don't worry AR, I won't smoke. It is gross.
#32
Posted: 4/6/05 at 10:57pm
Lots of water and I also go by the no food after 7:00.
Leave food on your plate. Physically push the plate away from you, and say out loud "I'm full" and put your water glass in front of you. Helped me shed a few pounds!
Leave food on your plate. Physically push the plate away from you, and say out loud "I'm full" and put your water glass in front of you. Helped me shed a few pounds!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#33
Posted: 4/6/05 at 10:59pm
DON'T SMOKE.
Please, Fishy...I care for your lungs! :)
Please, Fishy...I care for your lungs! :)
awkward.
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#34
Posted: 4/6/05 at 10:59pm
This may sound disgusting, but when you urinate, check what color it is. If it is a firm yellow color, you are not drinking enough water.
#35
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:03pm
Yes, that's true. A famous Broadway diva (no, not the one you think - nope, not her either) told me once that your urine should be clear.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#36
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:05pm
I have been told the darkest it should be is very watery lemonade yellow!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#37
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:10pm
Yeah I drink like 10 water bottles a day, so I never have that problem. I also don't drink soda or fruit juice. I think I am on my way...tonight I have a grilled chicken salad and a pickle.
Pickles are the ****.
Pickles are the ****.
Updated On: 4/6/05 at 11:10 PM
#38
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:22pm
My track coach always told us that we should be peeing clear.
Yay for pickles.
Yay for pickles.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#39
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:38pm
Homer Simpson: Pickles... MmMmMahMmMmm.
Hamlet's father.
#40
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:40pm
When you're hungry, chew gum. It satifys you becuase you're chewing something and you won't put anything else in your mouth while you chew it.
#41
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:47pm
Chewing gum makes me hungry.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#42
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:50pm
Camel Lights, Coffee (and lots of it) and Heroin.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#43
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:58pm
A colleague of mine told me this and I've found it to be true as well. Drinking a lot of green tea (without sugar, of course) helps to take off weight and to keep it off. There is a green tea diet, but I don't follow that. Green tea also has several other healthy components that are very good for you.
I drink like a gallon of green tea a day. I like it, but if you don't, you can also buy green tea extract capsules.
I drink like a gallon of green tea a day. I like it, but if you don't, you can also buy green tea extract capsules.
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Updated On: 4/6/05 at 11:58 PM
#44
Posted: 4/7/05 at 12:16am
Don't take dietary supplements- they're really unregulated, so you have no idea what's really in them and if there's a consistent amount of the active ingredient in each pill.
The good stuff in green tea is antioxidants, I believe. And any diet that involves the name of one food or drink is no good.
The good stuff in green tea is antioxidants, I believe. And any diet that involves the name of one food or drink is no good.
#45
Posted: 4/7/05 at 12:35am
[1. Push yourself away from the table.
2. Never eat after 7PM
3. don't snack.
4. drink lots of water
5. exercise.....(it can evern be walking) ]
Don't snack... NO WAY! You're supposed to eat every two hours, to keep your metabolism up. *Nutritionists orders*
I did really well when I had non salted peanuts while I was getting dressed during Gym at school, and then when I got home I had a protein bar. Then of course, I had to get off the diet and whomp there goes back on the pounds.
But if you find a good Protein bar, or snack bar it's always very good. I woudl highly suggest the South Bitch... I mean Beach Snack bars. That not sooo horrendous that you can't eat them but I think they're quite excellent.
Then again... My life consists of no bread, hardly any milk and so forth. My mom is Lactose Intollerent and she gets sick whenever she eats bread or anything along those lines.
2. Never eat after 7PM
3. don't snack.
4. drink lots of water
5. exercise.....(it can evern be walking) ]
Don't snack... NO WAY! You're supposed to eat every two hours, to keep your metabolism up. *Nutritionists orders*
I did really well when I had non salted peanuts while I was getting dressed during Gym at school, and then when I got home I had a protein bar. Then of course, I had to get off the diet and whomp there goes back on the pounds.
But if you find a good Protein bar, or snack bar it's always very good. I woudl highly suggest the South Bitch... I mean Beach Snack bars. That not sooo horrendous that you can't eat them but I think they're quite excellent.
Then again... My life consists of no bread, hardly any milk and so forth. My mom is Lactose Intollerent and she gets sick whenever she eats bread or anything along those lines.
#46
Posted: 4/7/05 at 12:53am
"2. Never eat after 7PM "
Yeah according to Oprah. That is a load of crap. I don't even get home 'til 7 or later. Is that part of the diet for the unemployed or those who have nothing to do?
(actually, I think it's don't eat for 3 hrs before your bedtime and Oprah happens to go to bed at 10pm, but as someone's said, this is supposedly a myth. Since I am not a doctor, and I'm sure you'll find studies that go both ways, I will leave it at that.)
Yeah according to Oprah. That is a load of crap. I don't even get home 'til 7 or later. Is that part of the diet for the unemployed or those who have nothing to do?
(actually, I think it's don't eat for 3 hrs before your bedtime and Oprah happens to go to bed at 10pm, but as someone's said, this is supposedly a myth. Since I am not a doctor, and I'm sure you'll find studies that go both ways, I will leave it at that.)
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#47
Posted: 4/7/05 at 2:33am
Chewing gum does make you hungry. It tells your stomach to expect food and when it doesn't get what it's promised? It gets angry and demands cake.
"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."
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