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#26

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/19/07 at 12:12pm

Barefoot Contessa for lots of amazing-sounding food I would never eat. Semi-Homemade because I like laughing at Sandra's stupidity.

I like Giada, but don't watch because I get boob envy. Do we really need the long, lingering shots?

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Updated On: 6/19/07 at 12:12 PM

#27

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/19/07 at 12:25pm

Paula Deen because she reminds me of all of my mother's relatives.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#28

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/19/07 at 4:25pm

Everyday Italian ( what can I say? I love Giada!)
Ace of cakes

#29

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/20/07 at 5:34pm

Sandra Lee is making a "bread salad" by putting dressing on prepackaged croutons. How the hell does this woman have a cooking show?

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#30

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/20/07 at 5:36pm

PAULA! PAULA! PAULA!

I love ANY big fat blonde who isn't afraid of butter!

What great ones do the less will prattle of

#31

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/20/07 at 6:04pm

"Sandra Lee is making a "bread salad" by putting dressing on prepackaged croutons. How the hell does this woman have a cooking show?"

She's sleeping with a bigwig.

Have you ever seen her holiday cakes? I'm surprised after the first holiday show that she is still alive. Her Star of David Chanukkah Cake was embarrassing.

A Pearl String Star of David

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Updated On: 6/20/07 at 06:04 PM

#32

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/20/07 at 6:05pm

PAULA!!! - there is NO ONE better.

Nigella Lawson is wonderful as well. She is just gorgeous.

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#33

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/20/07 at 6:09pm

Everyday Italian. Giada is sooo soo fu**ing sexy. I love how they shoot her from a higher angle and put her in low cut tops, not to mention her mini orgasims when she tests her food. Just thinking about it gets me hot and bothered.

Oh and Iron Chef in any incarnation rules!

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#34

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/21/07 at 1:10am

Giada, because everything she makes seem so sexy.
Paula, because she's just so damned funny.
Ina, because I'm a little afraid of her.
Tyler Florence and Dave Lieberman, because they're just so damned cute.
But I can't stand that Sandra Lee. Her stuff seems so tacky.

I killed the boss, you don't think they're gonna fire me over a thing like that!!!!

#35

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/21/07 at 9:30am

"Ina, because I'm a little afraid of her."

In a "Kathy Bates in Misery" sort of way?

"But I can't stand that Sandra Lee. Her stuff seems so tacky."

Even residents of trailer parks need a program they can identify with.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#36

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/21/07 at 11:15am

Everytime I watch a little bit of Sandra Lee, she's always making a cake or a drink. I like watching people make FOOD!!!! I'm not interested in cakes and her stupid frosting tips. Which always seems to be adding some type of extract into a bought tub of frosting.

#37

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/21/07 at 1:37pm

I love watching Iron Chef and Good Eats.

#38

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/21/07 at 10:34pm

DefyingEDCT, you're exactly right.

Contessa will make something very good for you - like steamed asparagus....then she'll say something like "Take 4 Tablespoons of butter and put it on top of the asparagus. Then take 25 gallons of GOOD mayo and put that in as well. Take your leftover white bread, put it in the food processor, and sprinkle the breadcrumbs over the asparagus and let it bake for about 20 minutes."

No wonder she's such a fat ass.

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#39

re: What's your favorite Food Network show?

Posted: 6/24/07 at 9:20pm

OMG! This week's TV Guide had a ton of responses to a letter to the editor from a couple of weeks ago re: Giada's cleavage! Hilarious!!!

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