What's your real name?/Post your...*fake* name. -_-

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What's your real name?/Post your...*fake* name. -_-

Posted: 6/25/05 at 1:08am

...half of you I could never tell what your real names are. Mine is...

Parks. Surprised?


*edit* OK, nobody's taking this serious.

My name is now George Tropicana...

George Glass*

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Updated On: 6/25/05 at 01:08 AM

#2

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 1:12am

Lindsay... I've grown accustomed to it.

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

#3

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 1:19am

Liotte (pronounced Lee-Aht, like Liat from South Pacific)

#4

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 1:20am

Wow, I always thought it was Lee-OAT. ^___^;


Jeanie.

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#5

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 1:23am

my real name is none of anyone's business. just call me cturtle, turtle, CT, and if you have any other names for me, please keep them to yourself

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 1:33am

Catherine

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#7

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 1:33am

Minerva

#8

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 3:09am

I didn't go into this stinkin' witness protection program for nothin', slick.

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#9

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 4:03am

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

#10

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 4:17am

The name is Ron, last name Jeremy.

#11

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 4:18am

DGrant, I almost peed my pants just now!

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

#12

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 4:22am

Blair, obviously. After Blair Brown.

#13

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 7:32am

My real name is Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock.

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 7:35am

CQ... and i like it damnit!

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 7:58am

My name is Stanwyck...Barbara Stanwyck. I was born Ruby Stevens in Brooklyn, New York. I did all right.

#16

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 8:12am

My name is Aria. I like my first name because it suits me well since an aria is a solo in a song.

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Updated On: 6/25/05 at 08:12 AM

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 8:52am

I saw the name Aria and had to share this story:

I used to work for an orchestra, and one of our concerts right before Valentine's Day was titled "Arias D'Amour", which means "Songs of Love". Soon after I had sent out the press release, we got a phone call at the office, and the girl who answered the phone is laughing hysterically. She said, "I have the arts editor of the local paper on the phone. They called and wanted to know who this Arias D'Amour person is. I she a singer or a violinist or a pianist?" Right then and there we all decided that if any of us ever became famous our stage names would be Arias D'Amour.

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 8:58am

Whoa, guys... I know it feels really comfortable here; you're just among a bunch of friends, right? Did you ever notice how many people read each thread but don't post? Do you have any idea who could be among those people? Right now there are 15 posts on this thread...but 208 people have read it! PLEASE don't use your real last names in an open forum like this; it is SO dangerous!! Enjoy the boards but stay safe! If you really want to get to know someone better, do it in pm's.
*steps back down from the pulpit*

Edited to clarify "real" last names...in deference to Joan Crawford...

Updated On: 6/25/05 at 08:58 AM

#19

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 9:02am

Pip, not to worry. I'm really not Barbara Stanwyck. My real name is Lucille LeSueur but I changed it to Joan Crawford.
Anybody got a problem with that?.....I thought not.

Updated On: 6/25/05 at 09:02 AM

#20

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 9:05am

Do something about those eyebrows, wouldja Joan??

#21

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 9:10am

Pip, I'll do something about these eyebrows when you do something about all those wirehangers in your closet. I'll be over tonight to inspect your place. Love, Joan

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 9:14am

Nothing but wood in MY closet...

#23

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 9:25am

If there's nothing but 'wood' over there, I will come over early.

With great anticipation,
Joan Crawford a.k.a. the Widow Steele

#24

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 9:36am

Pick up a bottle of shiraz on your way over, will ya?

#25

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Posted: 6/25/05 at 9:41am

DGrant- Somebody's been watching Princess Bride a little too much. lol.