What to call my gay friend?

#1

What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 2:54pm

Need help from the creative folks here at BWW...

A circle of friends and I have nick names for each other. My one friend just came out of the closet and said to change his nickname to "homo." But I want to be more creative that that...

What should his new nickname be? I don't want to use anything common and am having trouble thinking of something new...

Whatcha' think?

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--Aristotle

#2

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 2:55pm

Flyboy.

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#3

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 2:56pm

Butt Breath?

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#4

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 2:56pm

I've taken to calling the gay friends I like most "Lady Day".

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#5

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 2:58pm

Is he a "Nomi" or a "Crystal"?

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#6

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 2:59pm

Borstal - not sure what you're asking there...

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"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

#7

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 2:59pm

Gaylord?*

*I actually knew someone by that name.

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Updated On: 10/27/06 at 02:59 PM

#8

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 2:59pm

robbiej wins.

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#9

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:00pm

Ass Pirate
Butt Bandit
D!ck Smoker
C0ck Knocker
Holly Hobby

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#10

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:01pm

Lance

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#11

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:02pm

*kicks doodle*

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#12

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:04pm

Call him Robbiej..you can't get any gayer than that !!!

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#13

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:05pm

Like in SHOWGIRLS? Is his personality more of a Nomi (ambitious, naive, tough, adventurous) or a Crystal (Commanding, vicious, diva, cool). If you haven't seen SHOWGIRLS, youre kinda screwed, tho.

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#14

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:05pm

Try a female variation of his male name

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#15

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:06pm

Dakin.

#16

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:09pm

Gay Gayerson

Chesty McNipple

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#17

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:10pm

Right now I'm thinking about:

Queenie
Priscilla

I'm kind of liking Holly Hobby...

Ohhhhh Chesty McNipple might be the winner here...!

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"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

Updated On: 10/27/06 at 03:10 PM

#18

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:13pm

Priscilla is a bus. Not flattering.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#19

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:15pm

pillow biter
Ring Pirate
Congressman Foley

#20

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:17pm

Annie Lingiss?

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 10/27/06 at 03:17 PM

#21

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:18pm

Spunky!

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#22

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:19pm

Oh...I like Nomi...a lot. But only if your friend can do the 'dolphin'.

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#23

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:23pm

I think "Hey Sexy" would be most appreciated--if you're secure yourself enough to pull it off.

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#24

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:27pm

Fudgie

#25

re: What to call my gay friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:30pm

only if he's a "whale"

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS