What to call my ugly gay friend?

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What to call my ugly gay friend?#0

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:54pm

Need help from the creative folks here at BWW...

A circle of friends and I have nick names for each other. My one friend is SO ugly and to top it off he is SO gay and said to just call him "FugFag." But I want to be more creative than that...

What should his new nickname be? I don't want to use anything common and am having trouble thinking of something new...

Whatcha' think?

[Rathnait62]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#1

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:54pm

I think Ugly Betty is fresh.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[BSoBW2]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#2

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:55pm

Rathnait62.

[MargoChanning]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#3

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:55pm

Whoopi

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

[Rathnait62]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#4

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:56pm

Gayken

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[Garland Grrrl]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#5

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:57pm

Dakin

Mind is Mantra.

[Mother's Younger Brother]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#6

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:58pm

Who cares WHAT you call him. Just CALL him. He's probably lonely.

[Kitzarina]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#7

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:04pm

Congressman Foley

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[Garland Grrrl]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#8

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:07pm

Miss Tyra

Mind is Mantra.

[hannahshule]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#9

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:12pm

Miss J

~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~

[Kitzarina]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#10

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:17pm

Jay Alexander

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

[MargoChanning]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#11

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:19pm

Roy Cohn

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

[Kitzarina]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#12

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:21pm

Queer Eye for the Fug Guy

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

[best12bars]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#13

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:22pm

Strike Two

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[iHeartMyGeek]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#14

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:49pm

Hopeless.

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

[Over_the_Moon]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#15

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:53pm

Virgin.

"what have we learned? Don't smoke... don't do drugs and don't sing 'Defying Gravity'." -CATSNYRevival

[Wanna Be A Foster]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#16

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:55pm

Buldge.

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

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[JasonM12480]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#17

Posted: 10/27/06 at 6:21pm

Well this is certainly a hateful thread.

[Liverpool]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#18

Posted: 10/27/06 at 6:28pm

"Virgin."

That made me laugh outloud.

[everythingtaboo]

re: What to call my ugly gay friend?#19

Posted: 10/28/06 at 11:37am

How about his name? Nicknames are sooo high school.

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