I think he's be too busy smiting people at Wicked's stage door.
more importantly-- would alan alda sign for him?
re: the subway: i believe i've heard the phrase christ on a bike.
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Fiddler on the Roof.
He'd see women carrying $650 purses doing that whisper-that's-loud-enough-to-be-heard thing, saying, "Can you BELIEVE it? Sandals? This is the THEATRE! The NERVE of some people!"
Do you think Jesus would have a Fiddle on the Roof? I hear it's all the rage these days...
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