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#1

What would Jesus See...

If Jesus were to come to New York, what show do you think he would see? I'd say HAIRSPRAY!
PEACE.
#2

re: What would Jesus See...

Altar Boyz?
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#3

re: What would Jesus See...

Or maybe Suzanne Somers? (he broke bread with lepers after all).

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

Updated On: 7/14/05 at 01:50 AM

#5

re: What would Jesus See...

Avenue Q!! hehe





I actually think Fiddler on the Roof
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#6

re: What would Jesus See...

Jewtopia!
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#7

re: What would Jesus See...

WWJS...hm..

He seems like more of an Off-B'way man.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#8

re: What would Jesus See...

Silly Sueleen, he'd be watching our stunning and riveting RobbieJ in Corpus Christi.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
#9

re: What would Jesus See...

Doubt?
PEACE.

Updated On: 7/14/05 at 01:57 AM

#11

re: What would Jesus See...

Jesus wasn't always in the synagogues you guys...

Naked Boys Singing.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#12

re: What would Jesus See...

I think Jesus would see The Producers - he's gotta love Mel Brooks. The two greatest Jewish people in the same theatre.

I also think he'd wait for the Sweeney revival - Sondheim is his homeboy!
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

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#15

re: What would Jesus See...

is Godspell currently open? -_-

I bet Jesus could get it to open...

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

Updated On: 7/14/05 at 02:35 AM

#16

re: What would Jesus See...

He would see Spamalot - after all , John Cleese plays his father.
#17

re: What would Jesus See...

He is God, folks. He would pass his hand over the Wintergarden Theatre and turn Mamma Mia into the perfect production of Follies, impeccably cast and restored, with a chorus of 60, 45 sets and 1800 costumes, which would then run forever.
#18

re: What would Jesus See...

i think Wicked too! Then he's preach to all the wicked fanatics about the fact... there IS more to life!
Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!
#19

re: What would Jesus See...

I think he'd bypass Broadway and see a Nine Inch Nails concert.
#20

re: What would Jesus See...

One other thing Jesus would see would be people who can't even spell "alcohol" stepping over the homeless to get into a cab so they wouldn't have to degrade themselves by taking the subway.
PEACE.
#21

re: What would Jesus See...

Do you think HE'D take the subway?

Nah. He'd fly around his in chariot.
#23

re: What would Jesus See...

Well being a poor carpenter.... I'd say he'd go to the TKTS booth and see what was left at the end of the day. If it was still playing maybe Les Miz

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

Updated On: 7/14/05 at 03:14 PM

#24

re: What would Jesus See...

Poor carpenter my ass. You know he's living the rich life up in Heaven.
#25

re: What would Jesus See...

I think he's be too busy smiting people at Wicked's stage door.
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