What would YOU do with Michael Jackson's underpants?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 7:48pm

I'd rub them in Ann Coulter's face.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 8:05pm

I'd call in the Haz-Mat Team.

[Trekkie2]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 8:15pm

...Make papalovesmambo eat them?

[The Boy From Ohio]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 8:22pm

Burn them?

[blueroses]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 8:30pm

Sell them to tmm_fan?

[Yawper]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 8:33pm

Sell them for every cent they'd bring

[romantico]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 8:36pm

Drop them over a terrorist camp in Afghanistan.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 8:39pm

blue, you just took mine! That was a fun thread, eh?

[EugLoven]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 8:52pm

Make Sarah Palin eat them on live television.

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 9:11pm

1. Wash them out
2. Remove the lace and pink satin piping
3. Air them out
4. Give them back to the poor woman that's been missing them
5. Put them on and dance around the house singing "Thriller."
6. Give them back to McCauley Culkin
7. Let out the crotch
8. Fill them full of candy, hang them from a tree, and let the kiddies play pinata with them
9. Use them as a tea cozy
10. List them on eBay, who the hell am I kidding??

[Jane2]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 9:58pm

It's hard to follow Besty, but I'll tell ya, just the thought of his underpants is nauseating. It's ruining my appetite for my after work snack!

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 10:14pm

I'd put them on ebay.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 10:34pm

I'd wonder how in the hell I ended up with his underpants.

[Maraclea2]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 10:50pm

given the condition of his nose, I'd check to see if perhaps he penis fell off and was still in the undies.

Then, I'd put that on ebay unless the feds confiscated it first as evidence.