Dear Robb,
Why doesn't Calvin like me? I've never done anything to that twat and we've had the same homeroom class for four years!
And, why do you have the name Buzz written all over your notebook?
C-ya next year,
Shamey
Dear Shamey
Your brother is gay...well he's done things to me that no other boy has.
See you next year.
Love,
Boobs
Dear Boobs,
I guess I'm okay with that. To be honest, there were always signs. Just be careful. He's a player.
You're still my BFF!
Love ya 4-eva,
Shamey
Dear Shamey,
Hope you know that you are going to pay my Dr.s bill for the STD you gave me. Have a great summer!
Spidey
Dearest DJ...
You will always be the only "straight" guy 4 me. I'll meet you in the locker room at 3 sharp !!!
Always,
Your Boobsy
Dearest Spideyer Boobsy,
Gee, I can tell what you think of me, giving me your damn yearbook after it's already filled up. There's no room left except here on the dead people tribute page. So here I am, wedged between our beloved vice principal Mrs. Whitlow, who finally dropped dead at the age of 97 this year, and that kid who sniffed airplane glue too much. Thanks a lot! Good luck in college. Stay sweet and smart.
Hugs,
Calvin
Updated On: 6/7/07 at 11:36 AM
Boobs: the only ones I'll ever love! D2
D2,
WHAT??
Rath (uh, your prom date, in case you forgot!)
Dear Rath,
Just wanted to let you know that I was the person that slashed your tires in November. So, now you have to live with the guilt for punching that special ed kid, who I told you did it. Hahaha, SUCKAH!
See ya next year,
Spidey
Rath and D2
Sitting in a tree
B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G
First came Monk
Then came Pierce
Then their show
got really fierce!
LU4ever
Spidey,
Eh, he was asking for it anyway - he always looked at me funny. No worries - have a great summah!
Rath
Sorry that you have such a bad case of non-Equity cooties.
NEXT!
Love,
Sammy
Rath,
I also must confess that I was the one that started that rumor about you being a lesbian. Wait, you ARE a lesbian? Well, forget that I just wrote the first part in ink and can not erase it. Well . . . um . . . yay for lesbians.
Spidey
Hey Rath!
Did they ever find out who poisoned your cupcake right before you were set to star in our production of "Into the Woods"?? So funny how I was your understudy and now i have my first shot at a Broadway role! funny how things work out! Good luck at that summer circus job!
KIT!
Tink
Spidey,
It's okay. But now I have to go to cheerleading camp! UGH!!! Thanks a lot!!!
Rath
Dear Tink...
Remember that bottle of scotch I gave you...it really wasn't scotch.
Have fun in summer school.
Love,
Boobs
Boobsy,
I'M PREGNANT AND IT'S YOURS!!
Have a great summer,
Spidey
Tink,
I just got a summer internship with the New York Times theater department! Good luck with your reviews!
Rath
Rath,
Snoogins forever.
Love,
Spidey
Rath
I just got a summer job as Monk's personal assistant. What do you want from her closet?
D2
DJ....
You're my baby daddy !!!
See ya soon.
Love Ya,
Boobsy
Boobsy,
I expect child support and a 2007 Mazda RX8 . . . or I take you to court.
Love always,
Spidey
Boobs,
You were the best prom date ever! I can't believe you were such a gentleman and never tried to take advantage of me when I passed out! And how nice of you to be helping Susie's boyfriend Bobby when he fell in the shower!!! You're the best!
<3,
Tink
D2,
I think you know the answer to that!
You are my BFFFFFFFFFFOREVER, btw!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Rath
Tink,
Even though Boobsy didn't take advantage of you when you were passed out . . . um . . . I kinda sneaked into your room and . . . well . . . you know. Remember when you got that STD and you were freaking out because you didn't know how you got it? Well, it was me. I gave you the same STD that Shamsey gave me. I'm sorry.
Spidey
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