dear you all begin to look alike after four years,
just because you ride a short bus to school doesn't mean you're "special" and i certainly did not slash anyone's tires.
i hate you all. go to hell and die. i'm so gonna invent post-its.
robb
Spidey,
Remember when I said size didn't matter, I lied. I also told the cheerleading team, sorry!
Never forget me!
Tink
Dear Robb,
Stop looking at me like that.
*shudder*
Rath
Dearest Rath,
Why are you still hanging around here at the school? You graduated AGES ago.
Hugs,
Calvin
Dear Spidey,
Please don't flatter yourself. Boobs and I share everything and he told me about your little problem months ago. As for the crabs, I'd check with Calvin or Robb.
Try not to scratch!
Love,
Shamey
Dear Calvin..
I hope you got that bushel of asspeaches I sent you for finally graduating.
Think of me when you eat them.
Boobsy
Dear Calvin,
Who do you think shovels the Sloppy Joes onto your tray at lunchtime - the Beef Fairy?
Rath
Actually, I dont have a day job.
-The Beef Fairy
Doodle,
Without you I would have never been able to survive Physics class. I think that teacher will be out of the hospital by the end of the year. Told you you didn't do permanent damage!
Tink
Tinks Tvedt,
Thanks for taking my side in that "physics teacher" thing...he had it comin', dontcha think?
Be Sweet!
See You Next Tuesday!
- The Beef Fairy
Dear Doodle
Thanks for covering for me in Chem Lab that time. Do you think they'll ever find out why the new lab just exploded like that?
D2
Dear Dee Dee,
Remember my detention for blowing up the lab? Who knew that cute art teacher knew how to make detention so much fun He taught me more in detention than I learned in 4 years of English with Mrs. Crabapple!
Stay as "Sweet" as You Are (the art teacher talks in his sleep...hee hee!)
Doodle,
I was shocked at first when I learned you were graduating with us, being a freshman and all. Why does the principal have bodyguard for the ceremony?? Anywho, Best of luck in the military!
Tink
Tink,
Thanks for the advice. Who knew all it took to get an A in physics was a little "applied friction"?
*kisses*
Kel
Kel,
Good Luck, you're a great gal. And in your next life, I will go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with you, but only if get to drive!
Elph
Elphie
I always thought being green like that is cool, but I've always wanted to ask: does it come off in water, and is that why you always got excused from swimming in gym class?
Deet
Deet,
You are a racist pig. I hope I never see you again!!
Rath
Dear Aunty Rath,
Good luck with your future careers.
I'm sure one of them will work out.
Love,
Sammy
Can't think brain numb, inspiration won't come
Can't write, bad pen, best wishes Amen!
Dear little Sammy,
You'd better focus on your own!
Aunty Rath
Please don't hurt me.
E
Elph,
Is what they say about green guys true? If so, call me!
Shamey
Shamey,
I'm still a little pissed you never got that weird stain out of the dress you borrowed soph. year.
Tink
Dear Tink,
I don't know why you're mad at me. I never told you to taste it!
Love ya,
Shamey
Shamey...
I'll never forget seeing ACL with you. I still laugh how we were making faces behind you-know-whos-back and she never new.
2 good
2 be
4 gotten
Always,
Boobs
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