Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/26/09 at 8:53pm

The Wicked Witch of the Westroom.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 1/26/09 at 8:55pm

Dagnabit, I don't want to...but I can't help but laugh!!!

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/26/09 at 9:18pm

My brother punched me in the stomach when I told this one to him. THEN he laughed.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 1/26/09 at 9:48pm

Those are, in that order, pretty much my instincts, Schmerg.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/26/09 at 11:42pm

There's still a student board here, right?

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/26/09 at 11:59pm

Namo, you are my hero.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 12:03am

Took the words out of my mouth.

[A Fleur De Toi]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 12:06am

LOL. that was good.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 12:14am

Oy.

[Q]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 2:27am

In terms of this board, I believe Elphaba relieves himself in Palm Springs, but I can't really narrow it down for you more than that.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:27am

Namo, this joke was too immature for the Student Board.

[shameless]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:33am

The worst part is that we all knew it was going to be really bad and yet, we all opened the thread.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:34am

Your username fits the tone of the joke beautifully.

[shameless]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:39am

Really? Thanks!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:33am

Honestly, I opened the thread because I thought it was going to be a first person account of being outraged because Schmerg ran into the actress playing Elphaba in a lady's' room and was hoping people would be more outraged than they were when the little mermaid was smoking in Shubert Alley.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:47am

Oh, come on. I wouldn't be so crass as to suggest that the GODDESSES who play the leads in Wicked have bodily functions like ordinary mortals!

[Kalimba]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:51am

For someone who's supposedly in school, you certainly post a lot during the day.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:53am

Kalimba, don't you know that school is now the official place for texting and posting?

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:54am

It's a teacher workday today and yesterday. They're getting our second quarter grades in... oh joy. If you don't see me online for awhile, it's probably because I'll be grounded for my math grade.

And tomorrow will probably be a snowday because we're having our first snowstorm of the year right now!

(I've actually never sent a text... I don't have a cell phone of my own.)

Updated On: 1/27/09 at 10:54 AM

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:55am

*prays for an F in math and a heatwave*

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:57am

"It's a teacher workday today and yesterday."

And what's the reason for every other day in the year?

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:01am

I've actually never posted during a schoolday, not counting the days I had off for Thanksgiving break, winter break and MLKJ Day/inauguration day.

But thank you for your concern anyway.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:06am

"I've actually never posted during a schoolday"

Ah, that explains it-you don't actually go to school.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:09am

Ha, I wish. I think I'll leave this thread alone. I guess this teaches me to stop posting dreadful jokes, if nothing else.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:14am

Schmerg, you didn't get grief like this (or post bad jokes, for that matter) until you changed to the girly avatar.

I think it's time to go back.