Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
#1Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/26/09 at 8:53pmThe Wicked Witch of the Westroom.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
killertofu333
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#2re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/26/09 at 8:55pmDagnabit, I don't want to...but I can't help but laugh!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#2re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/26/09 at 9:18pmMy brother punched me in the stomach when I told this one to him. THEN he laughed.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#3re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/26/09 at 9:48pmThose are, in that order, pretty much my instincts, Schmerg.
FindingNamo
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#4re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/26/09 at 11:42pmThere's still a student board here, right?
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#5re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/26/09 at 11:59pmNamo, you are my hero.
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#6re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 12:03amTook the words out of my mouth.
Hey Dottie!
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#7re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 12:06amLOL. that was good.
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#8re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 12:14amOy.
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Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#9re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 2:27amIn terms of this board, I believe Elphaba relieves himself in Palm Springs, but I can't really narrow it down for you more than that.
#10re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:27amNamo, this joke was too immature for the Student Board.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#11re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:33amThe worst part is that we all knew it was going to be really bad and yet, we all opened the thread.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#12re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:34amYour username fits the tone of the joke beautifully.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#13re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:39amReally? Thanks!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
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#14re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:33amHonestly, I opened the thread because I thought it was going to be a first person account of being outraged because Schmerg ran into the actress playing Elphaba in a lady's' room and was hoping people would be more outraged than they were when the little mermaid was smoking in Shubert Alley.
#15re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:47amOh, come on. I wouldn't be so crass as to suggest that the GODDESSES who play the leads in Wicked have bodily functions like ordinary mortals!
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#16re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:51amFor someone who's supposedly in school, you certainly post a lot during the day.
#17re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:53amKalimba, don't you know that school is now the official place for texting and posting?
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#18re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:54am
It's a teacher workday today and yesterday. They're getting our second quarter grades in... oh joy. If you don't see me online for awhile, it's probably because I'll be grounded for my math grade.
And tomorrow will probably be a snowday because we're having our first snowstorm of the year right now!
(I've actually never sent a text... I don't have a cell phone of my own.)
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Updated On: 1/27/09 at 10:54 AM
#19re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:55am*prays for an F in math and a heatwave*
#20re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:57am
"It's a teacher workday today and yesterday."
And what's the reason for every other day in the year?
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#21re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:01am
I've actually never posted during a schoolday, not counting the days I had off for Thanksgiving break, winter break and MLKJ Day/inauguration day.
But thank you for your concern anyway.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#22re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:06am
"I've actually never posted during a schoolday"
Ah, that explains it-you don't actually go to school.
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#23re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:09amHa, I wish. I think I'll leave this thread alone. I guess this teaches me to stop posting dreadful jokes, if nothing else.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#24re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?
Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:14am
Schmerg, you didn't get grief like this (or post bad jokes, for that matter) until you changed to the girly avatar.
I think it's time to go back.
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