Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom? — Page 2

#26

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:29am

You have a point. This avatar's a lot less intimidating. It makes me feel like a chihuahua, and Javerrence made me feel like Cerberus. He'll be coming back soon.

Dang, I said I'd leave this thread alone, didn't I?

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#27

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:36am

I actually prefer the new avatar.

#28

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/27/09 at 6:43pm

I like all of Schmerg's avatars they are always original. I also lol when I heard that joke.

#29

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:38pm

"My brother punched me in the stomach when I told this one to him. THEN he laughed."

Hey, are you Cruel Sandwich's little sister?

#30

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 7:10am

correct Q, although for the past week I have been relieving myself in Denver.

And this thread sadly explains why I do not spend much time on the board anymore......someone does need to play on the student board.

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#31

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:42am

Hey, are you Cruel Sandwich's little sister?

No, I'm the sister of a fourteen-year-old boy who is obsessed with Scooby-Doo and Legally Blonde. Hey... wait a minute...Cruel?

By the way, today's a snow day as I thought it would be. So I'm back on during the day, to all of your chagrin. No more jokes from me, though.

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#32

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:14am

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"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 10:14 AM

#33

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 7:35pm

for those interested I will soon be relieving myself in Palm Springs again

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#34

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 7:37pm

i'll sleep better tonight knowing that

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Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp

"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo

"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK

#35

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:36pm

WARNING: DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS POINT. I MEAN IT.
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Why should you never shower with Pokemon?
Because they'll peek-at-chu!

How do you know you're drowning in milk?
When it's past-your-eyesed!

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

Updated On: 1/28/09 at 08:36 PM

#36

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:34pm

i just died a little inside.

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Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp

"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo

"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK

#37

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:39pm

Dang it, I told you not to read past that point!

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#38

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 11:05pm

"And this thread sadly explains why I do not spend much time on the board anymore.


I'm right behind you!

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#39

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:34am

Schmerg, I'd rather think that Elphie's pee-pee comes out in a different color than read more of those!!

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I once heard someone describe her (Ruthie Henshall) singing as sounding as though she's trying to swallow a whole meatball slightly larger than her windpipe. (The same person compared Michael Ball's singing to sounding as though he's sitting on a washing machine on spin cycle and Colm Wilkinson's to a man with a paralyzed lip trying to eat cottage cheese.) --- Schmerg_The_Impaler

#40

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:40am

When I said, "Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?" to my sister, she said, "In the green room?"

I find it terribly amusing that people can't resist the temptation to read this thread despite the fact that this is obviously going to be painful to read...

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy