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#26

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:29am

You have a point. This avatar's a lot less intimidating. It makes me feel like a chihuahua, and Javerrence made me feel like Cerberus. He'll be coming back soon.

Dang, I said I'd leave this thread alone, didn't I?

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#27

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:36am

I actually prefer the new avatar.

#28

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/27/09 at 6:43pm

I like all of Schmerg's avatars they are always original. I also lol when I heard that joke.

#29

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:38pm

"My brother punched me in the stomach when I told this one to him. THEN he laughed."

Hey, are you Cruel Sandwich's little sister?

#30

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 7:10am

correct Q, although for the past week I have been relieving myself in Denver.

And this thread sadly explains why I do not spend much time on the board anymore......someone does need to play on the student board.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#31

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:42am

Hey, are you Cruel Sandwich's little sister?

No, I'm the sister of a fourteen-year-old boy who is obsessed with Scooby-Doo and Legally Blonde. Hey... wait a minute...Cruel?

By the way, today's a snow day as I thought it would be. So I'm back on during the day, to all of your chagrin. No more jokes from me, though.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#32

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:14am

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 10:14 AM

#33

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 7:35pm

for those interested I will soon be relieving myself in Palm Springs again

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#34

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 7:37pm

i'll sleep better tonight knowing that

Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
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#35

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:36pm

WARNING: DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS POINT. I MEAN IT.
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No, seriously, don't. You'll regret it.
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Why should you never shower with Pokemon?
Because they'll peek-at-chu!

How do you know you're drowning in milk?
When it's past-your-eyesed!

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

Updated On: 1/28/09 at 08:36 PM

#36

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:34pm

i just died a little inside.

#37

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:39pm

Dang it, I told you not to read past that point!

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#38

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/28/09 at 11:05pm

"And this thread sadly explains why I do not spend much time on the board anymore.

I'm right behind you!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#39

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:34am

Schmerg, I'd rather think that Elphie's pee-pee comes out in a different color than read more of those!!

I once heard someone describe her (Ruthie Henshall) singing as sounding as though she's trying to swallow a whole meatball slightly larger than her windpipe. (The same person compared Michael Ball's singing to sounding as though he's sitting on a washing machine on spin cycle and Colm Wilkinson's to a man with a paralyzed lip trying to eat cottage cheese.) --- Schmerg_The_Impaler

#40

re: Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:40am

When I said, "Where does Elphaba go to the bathroom?" to my sister, she said, "In the green room?"

I find it terribly amusing that people can't resist the temptation to read this thread despite the fact that this is obviously going to be painful to read...

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

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