I'll be with the crowd on level 2.
Very appropriate...
the wretched king minos has decided your fate. his tale wraps around his body 7 times.
the sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. your shade has been banished to... the seventh level of hell!
seventh level of hell
guarded by the minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the seventh level of hell. the violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. the stench here is overpowering. this level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. at the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. in those branches the harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against god and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the seventh level.
IF i go to hell, which i won't since i am so good and pure, my punishment would surely be to stuck in the circle of hell populated by Carol Channing impersonators and the devil herself (Channing)belting out Jerry Herman songs.
Damn, there's MOISTNESS in my level of hell!
my, somms, what a big pitchfork you have!
The better to fork you with Papa! Dang, I love hell!
Methinks Papa and SOMMSy might get to level 8 'fore I do...
oh i wouldn't worry, cookie, everybody knows about your forked tongue.
Dammit papa! I told you not to tell!
Yes but all the cookies will be in Pugatory!
That is why I used the small "c" Cookie!! Maybe some crumbs will work their way down to you!
Nah. They'd get incinerated before they'd reach us!
I think you're right. Taking a good look at who will be in levels 1-7, I might have to send some to you via UPS.
Thank you mom!
*hugs from the 7th circle*
Besides even if they did make it all the way to level 8, really burned cookie crumbs are a real bummer!! Hugs from purgatory, think of me as an appeals lawyer.
Hmmmm not too sure, but if he is I'll gladly hand off your case to him!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
Level 2. I'm all innocent-like.
peach and day, we're on the same blick......I have the condo with the daffodils.......colleen is the next block over
oh my gosh! the seventh level! what did i do?!?!
it's kind of scary reading those descriptions...
Good Lord, I'm going to the 7th level of hell??? I either have to straighten up a bunch or get a little worse to hang with the fun people. :/
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