A great grandfather of mine (now sure how many "greats" ) was John Witherspoon. Ergo, Reese and I are cousins. Distant cousins. I still don't see why she hasn't invited me over for the weekend, but whatever.
My great grandfather, my name sake, immigrated from Sicily back in the teens and had a cobbler shop in Camden, ME. I actually got the visit the shop a couple years ago while I was up there with my folks. It's a toy shop now. I know there are several cousins of my grandparents still in Italy. My moms folks were from Quebec, and we don't have much lineage there.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert