Who Needs A Mojito Time? ( Part 9... but who is counting? )- Page 78

[shira467]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 10:41pm

I'm out of retorts.

[DG]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 10:43pm

It's better than being out of sorts . . .

[shira467]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 10:47pm

Or...out of my mind. But too late for that...

[DG]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 10:48pm

At least you'll always have your tits.

Speaking of which, where's LG?

[shira467]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 11:02pm

She's weaning off...

[DG]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 11:04pm

*tear*

Our girl is growing up.

God knows she's not looking for greener pastures . . .

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 11:05pm

Popping in to say evening all. I hope you all had a great Turkey Day and Black Friday.

[DG]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 11:07pm

Hey there, YWIW - we haven't crossed paths in a while - how've you been?

Our holiday was very nice - what we could fit in around you-know-who's rehearsal schedule!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 11:34pm

I am doing pretty well. Had a nice Turkey day with my family, and then visting yesterday with my two sisters.

I spent this morning deconstructing/destroying (intentionally) my queen size sleigh bed frame, because it broke and I was tried of trying to fix it. Man, what a workout!

My back is going to hate me tomorrow.

Otherwise, pretty good.

[shira467]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:09am

Sleigh bed frame? Like, a Santa sleigh?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:11am

Sure - that works!

Or Santa's sleigh broken into pieces by a crazed Jewish woman.

[DG]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:13am

I refuse - REFUSE - to ask how your bed frame ended up so compromised . . .

[shira467]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:15am

YWIW -- were you going after Santa?

"Hey Santa. Wanna come see my sleigh"? *wink*

I'd LOVE a sleigh bedframe.

[lady godiva]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:15am

*Suckles*

[shira467]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:16am

LG, don't make me hack in and edit your posts!

[DG]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:18am

Why does that sound so . . . nasty?

[shira467]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:21am

Because your head is ALMOST as in the gutter as mine is?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:24am

Well, there is a queen size one in our garage that is going to the first taker . . .

And DG - though the frame has had some use, it actually stems from a habit I had of pulling on the bed board when I woke up in the morning. Who knew the damn sideboards were made of press board! Motherfuc*ing headboard and baseboard was made of wood though, and was heavy!

And Shira, no, I love Santa - even if his name does = Satan.

My dad actually use to play Santa for the local parks and recreation. We donated his costume after he passed away.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:29am

Here is my dad is good form playing Santa. The best Jewish Santa in town.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:31am

YWIW, are you in that photo????

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:35am

Nope. I stopped being an "Elf" by about 6th grade. That is just my dad and a lot of kids from a park he was visting on the Santa day.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:50am

Every year for my organization's Holiday Party (which we call "The Kwanukmas Party"), my husband dresses up like Santa and makes very amusing remarks. Last year, as a gift, I gave a 72-year-old woman a boa I had gotten from La Cage Aux Folles, which she wore while sitting on "Santa's" lap. It was rather entertaining. She was flirting with him mercilessly. The two of them had everyone in stitches.

I admire ANYONE willing to be Santa just to make other people happy!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:58am

My dad actually loved it. He converted to Judaism, so he got to participate in what he thought was the best part of being Christian, without actually being a Christian.

He also had a booming low voice, and did a great "ho ho ho". When we were kids my two sisters and I were elves, and would go from park to park having kids sit on Santa's lap - giving Candy Canes to them all.

[DG]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 1:07am

". . . the best part of being Christian, without actually being a Christian."

Even being a recovering Catholic, I can't really explain how magnificent that statement is.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/26/06 at 1:08am

I failed to mention that the 72-year-old woman flirting with Santa is Jewish!