I'm not Irish, but I understand things like "Holidays for the Sole Purpose of Getting Hammered." You can be Jewish and still understand that, little sister.
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I do not know what we are doing. We have a game at 5:00 and I am sure the kids will want to go to this Irish place, buit we might just go home afterwards. I think I have a Guiness in the basement fridge.
It's not that I need to get drunk (though I get that desire every so often). It's more that I would like to have my choice of where to drink, and be able to purchase a bottle of a good wine here and there.