I wish I could remember all the jokes...
But, one joke centred on the word for shortness of the leg. The sentence was, "Nicole left him not because of the Scientology thing, or even because he may be gay, but because of [insert word]..."
Perhaps that wasn't one of the local jokes, after all.
The Brokeback Mountain joke was for Logainne. She says that her two fathers had taken her to Brokeback for the seventh time...one of her dads thought Jake reminded him of George Bush, her other dad thought that Heath reminded him of Dick Cheney...Logainne thought it was nice to see them screwing each other this time...
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt