Oh Addy...what? you a failure in matters of the heart?
As it says in the gospel according to MGM: "Remember, my sentimental friend, a heart is not judged by how much you love,
but by how much you are loved by others."
If we measure how much you are loved by your friends, you're so far from a failure, you're off the scale.
That other kind of love's just hard--when you have it and when you don't.
Bartender, I'll have one of what the Pink Lady and the Latin Gentleman are having.