*sigh* And it appears that after Eppy professed her love for me, she supported it by logging right now.

It's okay, Eppy! I still love you too!
Well, kid, looks like I'm stuck with you tonight then. We're like that has-been rockstar and his long-suffering manager in Love Actually.
*holds out hand*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell