To a burgeoning gay boy, I am sure the inner soundtrack/monologue was something like this: "hmmmm...men in tights....hmmmm....men in speedos......hmmm... Patrick Duffy bending over in tights....hmmmm... I can see Andrew Stevens underwear through the tights....OH MY GOSH....Morgan Fairchild looks DIVINE in that beaded leotard and cape....hmmmm, Philip McKeon in tights, he's very tall with big hands...."
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello