Who said this SNL quote? Game!- Page 7

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 10:38pm

"Could I cook food inside then eat it while looking out a window?"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 10:50pm

LOL! Delicious Dish. I think it was Mark McKinney as the caller.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 11:13pm

Dammit! I saw that on the best of 96-97 and started laughing hysterically.


"You are the queen of phone trickery."

"Sorry sweetcheeks, but Diva's can't be rushed!!"


Updated On: 10/4/08 at 11:13 PM

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/5/08 at 11:18am

First: Adam Sandler in the Gap Girls sketch with Sara Gilbert.

Second: Chris Kattan as Mango. Don't remember the specific sketch.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/5/08 at 11:35am

The Mango sketch is from when Jenifer Lopez hosted.

"HEY, You got any gum? Hahaha!!!!!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/5/08 at 11:58am

LOL. Norm MacDonald as Letterman.

[twoladies]

Posted: 10/5/08 at 12:26pm

"She's gonna walk in here and think that nobody's here! I don't know what's she gonna do when she sees the balloons! And we're hidden! And she's surprised!"

From one of my favorite sketches. :P

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/5/08 at 12:39pm

That's Kristen Wigg from the last time Walken hosted.

"Static electricity is as real as toothpaste. You should look into them both!!"

"This is that show!!"
"What about Bob Barker?"
"I am him!! I am Bob Barker. Same show!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/5/08 at 12:49pm

First one is the white trash American Undercover skit with John Goodman.

Second is Tom Hanks in Sabra Price Is Right.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/5/08 at 2:39pm

"I am Batman"
"No you are NOT!"

^ I love this sketch!!

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/5/08 at 6:50pm

Matthew Perry as Michael Keaton.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/7/08 at 8:24pm

"Hey, bitch, I paid my bills and the lights is out. What's the problem?"

^ Try that one

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/8/08 at 8:51am

Ooh, that one sounds funny but you stumped me.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/8/08 at 4:33pm

Black Talk with Eddie Murphy.

Here's another

"And the final number is... GLADIATOR!!"

[lildogs]

Posted: 10/8/08 at 4:41pm

Molly as Elizabeth Taylor during the Weekend Update sketch in which she reads the Lotto numbers

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/8/08 at 4:49pm

Ok, Lildogs, let's see you try and stump me. Ha! I've been asking questions and not answering.

Here's another, anyways

"Zipide Doo Da, mother humpers"

Sorry, not a spelling expert.

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/8/08 at 7:00pm

Haha! David Spade in the Stunt Double sketch.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/8/08 at 7:08pm

"No, Todd. I'm the whore. I'm the whore!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/8/08 at 9:28pm

Adam Sandler as Lucy the Gap girl.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/8/08 at 9:40pm

"Hey, Kattan, stick to playing people who don't talk!!!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/9/08 at 9:12am

Matthew Perry in the Friends skit.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/9/08 at 3:58pm

"You all had Special K with Bannana."

"A spidermonkey will eat dirt. If you make him."

"And we don't want to be twinsies!!!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/9/08 at 4:10pm

First: Dana Carvey as John McLaughlin.

Second: Is that Dennis Hopper in "What Animal Were You Raised By?"

Third: David Spade in "Spade in America".

Here's one for you:

"If Martha Stewart tells me how to cook one more time, I'm gonna shove a cornish game hen down that WASPy bitch's throat!"

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/9/08 at 4:21pm

Nope. Adam Sandler in the Captain Jim and Pedro with John Goodman.

Yours if a Rita sketch, I belive.

"I can live right here under the Update desk. I am greek, I'm funny. Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger."

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/9/08 at 4:34pm

Yes! Rita with Mayor Giuliani playing her mom.

That's Horatio Sanz as Costas Popakanstantis.