Who were the participants in your weirdest "romantic" dream?!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 5:47am

I don't know about you, but I have some BIZARRE dreams. Every once in a while, it's romantic dream that can go all the way up to kinky erotic. The most unsettling part is hardly ever the situation, but the other participant!

Last night, I was in a relationship with Bernadette Peters. Did you know she's been married 8 times? No? Me either. She told me so. In the dream, I knew I couldn't take her home to meet my parents because my dad likes to call her Bernadette Peter-mouth. She ended up dying of lead poisoning, but I was able to revive her. WHEW!

Last week I had very graphic sex with Al Pacino. WHAT?!

A few months ago, it was some random blogger I follow. I came home to find her in lingerie, draped across my bed. The funny part is the woman annoys the hell out of me.

The worst one ever was Sarah Palin. She was just very misunderstood and I had to try to explain to my friends and the world that she was really a wonderful person. It was one of the more graphic varieties. I woke up a little ill.

So, spill. Have you ever done the dirty dirty in dreamland with someone weird?

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 9:23am

Surprisingly, I also had one involving Bernadette Peters... If it had to be a woman, I'm glad it was her!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 9:32am

Mine was Taye Diggs. Yup, he just appreared in my dream crying that he was in love with me, but couldn't leave Idina and Walker. He was eaually in love with both of us. I told him I would not be the reason for his divorce. He kept crying that he didn't want me to be alone for the holidays. I explained that I had plenty of friends and would be surrounded by them and family for the holidays. We could continue our love affair on the down low. WTF?

Now JG2 & Doxy you both must stop dreaming of my bff in sexual context. She's a good girl and I will not have her reputation tarnised with jumping from dream to dream. She is not a dream whore!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 9:40am

great, now by reading this, I will go home and have sex dreams about Bernadette tonight! lol

I've recently been "suffering" from some pretty crazy dreams, but I have no clue who the man in question is. When I wake up all i remember is just a vague figure, no one I can specifically identify. Odd but damn, would I like to meet him! wowzah!

[Marianne2]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 10:08am

I've had really strange dreams about getting married. Like I get to my wedding and all that and do not know who I am marrying at all. And then we don't speak to each other at all. Actually, I think I always am determined to talk to him, but it never works out or I wake up. I don't even know who the guy is either. I have never seen him before.

[tommyboy]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 12:54pm

Me and Liza -- it was then that I knew I was gay.

[uncageg]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 1:39pm

Barack and Michelle.

[tommyboy]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 1:48pm

Cagey --- was it a threesome?

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 1:56pm

George W. Bush and a refridgerator. Don't ask.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 2:09pm

OUCH

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 2:10pm

I performed oral on Sean Connery the evening after seeing the movie Time Bandits in the theater. He was in the exact robe from the movie. I was very disappointed to wake up.

[tommyboy]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 2:11pm

Okay, I won't ask...but could you PM me?

[uncageg]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 2:12pm

"Cagey --- was it a threesome?"

I am assuming that was for me.

No, it wasn't. :)

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 2:17pm

Sylvester Stallone in a bathtub.

It haunts me to this day...

I don't know WHAT I was drinking before I went to bed that night, but I never want to drink it again. ICK!

[uncageg]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 2:24pm

Oh, I am sure mine took place in the White House. The room decor indicated that's where we were. It was a bedroom with a room connecting to it with no door. Michelle was very gracious and offered us food and drink in bed. I declined and told her to come back later.

[Brave Sir Robin2]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 2:26pm

Zac Efron. Definitely did not want to wake up. Also there were a multitude of the men from Glee...probably all of them except for Kurt.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 2:31pm

Mine was pretty innocent...and totally vile.

George W. Bush pushed me up against a fridge and force his tongue down my throat. Completely redefined water-boarding for me.

[uncageg]

Posted: 6/16/11 at 2:44pm

Ok, I am now humming 'Ain't Nobody" by Rufus & Chaka Kahn over and over and won't rest until I actually hear it.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 7/13/11 at 7:10am

Two words: Alice Ripley!

WHAT?!

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 7/14/11 at 12:28am

Alan Cumming.

Good times, good times.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/14/11 at 3:27am

Goth and Dolly

[StockardFan]

Posted: 7/14/11 at 12:12pm

My dreams are boring compared to you guys!

[Eris0303]

Posted: 7/14/11 at 12:49pm

George Wendt - do not ask