Why Do Men Have Nipples?

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 2:38pm

Interesting story from Reuters:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Have you ever wondered why your teeth chatter when you're cold, or if you could really catch a disease from sitting on a toilet seat?

New York physician Billy Goldberg, pestered by unusual questions at cocktail parties and other social gatherings over the years, puts the public's mind at ease in his book "Why Do Men Have Nipples?" which hits the book stores on Tuesday.

"It's really remarkable how often you get accosted," said Goldberg, 39. "There are the medical questions from family and friends, and then there are the drunk and outrageous questions where somebody wants to drop their pants and show you a rash or something."

The book, subtitled, "Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini," (Three Rivers Press), is co-authored by humorist Mark Leyner.

"People tend to know so little about their bodies as compared to their cars or their laptops," said Leyner, 49, of Hoboken, New Jersey. "When I worked in a pharmacy in Washington, D.C., people would ask me medical questions all the time. I was just a 22-year-old cashier at Rite Aid."

Chattering teeth is one way the body tries to generate heat.

When the body gets too cold, the area of the brain called the hypothalamus alerts the rest of the body to begin warming up. Shivering, the rapid muscle movement that generates heat, then begins. Teeth chattering represents localized shivering.

During the course of their research, Goldberg and Leyner found reports of gonorrhea, pinworm and roundworm found on toilet seats -- but catching something from it isn't common.

The authors discovered that an office setting might be worse for your health than toilet seats. Charles Gerba, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona, found the typical office desk harbors some 400 times more disease-causing bacteria than the average toilet seat.

Goldberg had compiled a list of nagging questions for several years before embarking on the book after meeting Leyner. The two met while working on a short-lived ABC-TV medical drama, "Wonderland," in which Leyner served as a writer, while Goldberg was its medical advisor.

BURNING QUESTIONS

Some of the burning questions answered in the humorous book include "What causes morning breath?" and "Why do beans give you gas?"

Goldberg says morning breath results from anaerobic bacteria, the xerostomia (dry mouth) or the volatile sulfur compounds (which are waste products from the bacteria). Other contributing factors to foul oral odor includes medication, alcohol, sugar, smoking, caffeine, and eating dairy products.

Beans contain high percentages of sugars that our bodies are unable to digest, Goldberg explains. When the sugars make it to the intestines, bacteria go to work and start producing large amounts of gas.

And if you're ever bitten by a poisonous snake, sucking at the bite to remove the poison, as often shown in the movies and on TV is not only ineffective, but could lead to an infection.

Instead, the bite should be washed with soap and water and immobilized. The bitten area should also be kept lower than the heart. Medical help should be sought immediately.

And why do men have nipples?

While only females have mammary glands, we all start out in a similar way in the embryo, the authors explain. The embryo follows a female template until about six weeks, when the male sex chromosome kicks in.

Men, however, have already developed nipples.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 2:39pm

Elphaba could answer the question.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 2:40pm

They had a segment about this book on the Today Show this morning.


The authors appeared...and tried to answer some of the age-old mysteries.

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 2:44pm

Ooops, sorry Beav

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 2:45pm

Some tandem nursing (nursing a baby and toddler) mothers begin to grow something similiar to nipples.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 2:45pm

If you want to know why men have nipples, check out my Ryan Phillipe thread.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 2:55pm

hehehe, I refuse to answer on the grounds it may imcriminate myself, OR.........it may lead to a VERY, VERY hot time.....
lolol

[baddadnpa]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 2:56pm

For something that shouldn't be there, or at the very least, has no practical purposes, I pay them (mine and others) an AWFUL lot of attention.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:20pm

No practical purpose? Give me 5 minutes and some Clothespins, I'll teach you what those nipples are for!

[baddadnpa]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:20pm

Does it just have to be 5 minutes?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:27pm

They are like targets. Just something to aim for.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:30pm

Is it frightening that I knew all of that already?

[baddadnpa]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:32pm

If I were nippleless, where would I attach my t*tclamps?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:32pm

Frightening, yes...but not surprising

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:42pm

Cookie, as unscientific as I am, I knew the answer to that,too. We also have mammary glands.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:45pm

but I knew all the other stuff too... the geek within

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:49pm

Oh, Cookie. *swoon*
What are you doing later? And will you have your nipples with you?

[ljay889]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:50pm

We would like very.. .odd - without nipples.

[Liam]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 3:54pm

kissmycookie thats inpresive.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 4:12pm

biting tongue....biting tongue, biting ni**le, oh nevermind....I am keeping quiet.......

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 4:17pm

Well, I certainly know why I have mine.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 4:19pm

bway: just like my Amex, I never leave home without it... well, 'em

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 4:34pm

I think that they're there just so someone would write a line in a movie where a man goes:

"I have nipples, could you milk me?" ----Meet the Parents, of course!

[Mother's Younger Brother]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 4:40pm

Why? WHY??? Well, you know what they say: If you have to ask...

That being said, I for one am VERY glad men DO have them. For that matter, the bigger, the better.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 8/4/05 at 5:08pm