Why Doesn't BWW Want To Help Me To Get A Boyfriend?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:03pm

I posted last night that I'm ready to date again and need advice on where to meet sane, honest men and the thread was deleted. I think it might be because I'm gay and I think that's WRONG. Discrimination is WRONG. Not only against gays but against other people like Audra.

So my question was, besides the grocery store (even though I am turned on by a guy who knows how to use coupons) and night school classes (I'm sick of meeting men who are actually there to learn something) and the standard bars which I hate, where should I go? I've had horrible luck online so far so should I just accept being single, let myself gain 200 pounds and let my ass grow into the fabric in the couch?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:05pm

Don't forget to stock up on cans of icing.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:06pm

Done and DONE!

Updated On: 6/25/10 at 01:06 PM

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:20pm

If I find the answer to your question, Jordan, I'll be sure to share it with you. As it is, I'm asking myself the same thing at the moment.

[tazber]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:29pm

Have you tried the homeless shelters yet?

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:30pm

I hear those homos love them some Bed, Bath and Beyond! You can tell a lot about a guy by his taste in sheets and Potpourri!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:34pm

Taz, that's a GREAT idea. Plus I can not only find a man but get a good free meal!

And the Bed Bath idea is an ok one but I'm more attracted to the type of guy who would buy his stuff at the Home Depot.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:34pm

Meh...dating is overrated. Get a dog and some peanut butter...you'll know what to do.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:36pm

My dog does love peanut butter...

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:40pm

So you've tried it? Then what do you need a boyfriend for?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:41pm

He only gets peanut butter when he needs to take his pills.

I'd rather try the peanut butter thing with this guy
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[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:46pm

Hey, AEA is single...Jordan is single...hmmmm

[tazber]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 1:58pm

Another really great way to meet guys

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 2:02pm

Tazzy...they have men 24/7 why would they need one on the outside? Hey perhaps you need to committ a crime and be sent to jail...you'll never be short of having a bf.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 2:07pm

TAZ! That site is so weird! The "needs a friend" featured spot gives me the willies. Why is everyone's release date 00-00-0000? Does the site specialize in life sentences without the possibility of parole? Talk about a no-strings relationship! You really only have to commit during visiting hours. And isn't Jordan the one who prefers the vain bad-boy jerks who treat him bad or was that someone else? And you don't have to be surprised with bad sex. Just ask the other inmates before your first conjugal visit. Sounds like a win-win.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 2:10pm

I met a guy named John from there. We wrote for a few years and then he got "sprung" and stopped writing. He's back in now but doesn't have pen privileges for 6 months.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 2:15pm

"vain bad-boy jerks who treat him bad or was that someone else?"

Yes. Sadly that would be me. lol

[tazber]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 2:15pm

I know Matt! It's really a bit strange. But everyone needs a friend, right?

Here Jordan, I found this guy for you. He's gay and looks a little like Eminem:

"Please help to keep my adorable friend company during this difficult time
he committed cc fraud and was sentenced to extra long sentence 10 yrs
poor boy is alone in terrible place
please write and keep him encouraged"


Joshua

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 2:29pm

From inmate to intimate!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 2:34pm

Jordan - Who is that and where can I find him?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 2:39pm

I am definitely a fan!

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 7:02pm

That penpal site is...something. One was a picture of a family in front of a Christmas tree. I'm sure the baby daddy is thrilled he's being featured on this site.
I love to swim, and spend time with my 2 daughters, Ivory and Ebony.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 7:08pm

I'll bet her daughters live together in perfect harmony!

Updated On: 6/25/10 at 07:08 PM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 7:23pm

And the Bed Bath idea is an ok one but I'm more attracted to the type of guy who would buy his stuff at the Home Depot.

You'd like my husband, then! He actually just applied for a part time job there just for the hell of it.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/25/10 at 7:54pm

^^^
I can't think of a more boring job, but more power to him!