I know Matt! It's really a bit strange. But everyone needs a friend, right?
Here Jordan, I found this guy for you. He's gay and looks a little like Eminem:
"Please help to keep my adorable friend company during this difficult time
he committed cc fraud and was sentenced to extra long sentence 10 yrs
poor boy is alone in terrible place
please write and keep him encouraged"
Joshua
....but the world goes 'round