#1
Posted: 7/13/14 at 12:12am
Because she didn't have any arms.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
#2
Posted: 7/13/14 at 12:27am
You're as funny as Laura Benanti!
#3
Posted: 7/13/14 at 12:55am
I was going to say "to get to the other side" but I like yours better.
#4
Posted: 7/13/14 at 12:57am
Laura Benanti is my idol!
I love that this is the new way to tell jokes here! I should start a thread about it!
I love that this is the new way to tell jokes here! I should start a thread about it!
#5
Posted: 7/13/14 at 6:45pm
Still, you have to admire the poor mite for trying. Imagine the strength, nay, bravery, it took to pull herself up on the swing with just her teeth and knees.
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#6
Posted: 7/13/14 at 7:18pm
Nah her father placed her there and gave her a really, really big push!
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#7
Posted: 7/13/14 at 7:23pm
How did she hold the two large plains?
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#8
Posted: 7/13/14 at 7:30pm
We could ask her, alas, the fall killed her. 
Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$
#9
Posted: 7/13/14 at 9:07pm
She was in the World Trade Center as well? Poor girl!
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#10
Posted: 7/13/14 at 9:43pm
That little bitch has some BAD LUCK.
#11
Posted: 7/13/14 at 10:03pm
I think she was a friend of Pal Joey's
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#12
Posted: 7/13/14 at 11:14pm
Sh*t can't go down here on weekends! I miss it.
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