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#27

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Sarcasm that is wasted is a crime and we must start a foundation and conduct research why some people lack the ability to understand it.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity -- Harlan Ellison.
#28

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

I will make a contribution if you will name the foundation after (name removed to prevent angry reproaches)
Hamlet's father.

Updated On: 7/7/04 at 09:50 AM

#29

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

There isn't a whore in THE LION KING. Oh, wait. Nala. Slut.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#31

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

And honey don't even get me started on that little trollop Annie and her sugar daddy
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#32

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Ya know, I once played a whore. I played a trannie whore dying of AIDS. And the f*ckers gave me an AWARD FOR IT!!!

I'm truly disgusted by myself.

Off to self-flagellate.

Tootles.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#34

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

RobbieJ, when were you in Annie 2?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#36

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Oh Matt,

It wasn't ANNIE 2. It was QUILTERS.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#37

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

See, I get really confused. All these shows have the same plots nowadays
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#38

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Nowadays...just look at a Pulitzer winner from the 59-60 season:

Male politico whore marries a foreign whore, foreign whore dies because that's what's suppose to happen to foreign whores and THEN he falls for his whore secretary. ALL THIS AND HE BECOMES MAYOR OF NYC!!!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#39

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?


Sueleen, don't forget A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC, ahem, about those two Swedisn sluts, Madame and Desiree Armfeldt. Courtesans, my a**. WHORES!
#40

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

many shows on Broadway are historical pieces, and whoring is the oldest profession so it kinda makes sense. that and, let's face it, people just love whores and they love making art about whores.

"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers

#41

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Don't forget Julie Taymor! Spider Man is proof she's gettin' whorry wid it.
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