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Note to Ckeaton, Etoile and Jack 42.
KISS MY GRITS!
Updated On: 7/7/04 at 09:42 AM
Broadway Star Joined: 9/9/03
Sarcasm that is wasted is a crime and we must start a foundation and conduct research why some people lack the ability to understand it.
I will make a contribution if you will name the foundation after (name removed to prevent angry reproaches)
There isn't a whore in THE LION KING. Oh, wait. Nala. Slut.
Disney On Broadway is rife with them... look at that old french ho Babette.
And honey don't even get me started on that little trollop Annie and her sugar daddy
Ya know, I once played a whore. I played a trannie whore dying of AIDS. And the f*ckers gave me an AWARD FOR IT!!!
I'm truly disgusted by myself.
Off to self-flagellate.
Tootles.
Ever seen Golda's Balcony? Whore.
RobbieJ, when were you in Annie 2?
Oh Matt,
It wasn't ANNIE 2. It was QUILTERS.
See, I get really confused. All these shows have the same plots nowadays
Nowadays...just look at a Pulitzer winner from the 59-60 season:
Male politico whore marries a foreign whore, foreign whore dies because that's what's suppose to happen to foreign whores and THEN he falls for his whore secretary. ALL THIS AND HE BECOMES MAYOR OF NYC!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
Sueleen, don't forget A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC, ahem, about those two Swedisn sluts, Madame and Desiree Armfeldt. Courtesans, my a**. WHORES!
many shows on Broadway are historical pieces, and whoring is the oldest profession so it kinda makes sense. that and, let's face it, people just love whores and they love making art about whores.
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers
Don't forget Julie Taymor! Spider Man is proof she's gettin' whorry wid it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
I think it's because authors identify with them.
Robbiej, I see you self-flagellate...but do you also masticate? doing that in public can get you branded, you know, a whore.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
And, of course, there's Mario Cantone's LAUGH WHORE, just to keep things current.
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