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#1

Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:12am

Why are there soooooo many whores on Broadway?

Are you all as sick of all the whores in Broadway shows as I am?

I’m not talking about little sluts like Ado Annie; I am talking about WHORES like Laurie who will give it up to the highest bidder at the “BOX” social.

I’m not talking about easy girls, such as Rizzo or Penny Pingleton, I am talking about “ten cents a dance” HOOKERS!

SWEET CHARITY, CABARET, A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM, BILOXIE BLUES, THE LIFE, PAINT YOUR WAGON, GIGI, and the Mother of all WHORE shows…THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS, for crying out loud.

I am sure there are thousands of others that escape me at the moment but I can only let my mind wander to the un-healthy for so long before it becomes mush.

I know there are others who agree with me that Broadway should be cleaned up of WHORES! So let’s here it.

Do you think there are waaayyyy toooooo many WHORES on Broadway?
PEACE.
#5

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:16am

Like I said, WHORES not SLUTS. "Back to the subject of the thread, please," as Marc would say.
PEACE.
#6

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:21am

I don't understand it SueleenGay, I'm a celebate novice who loves Broadway and every time I tell someone about a show I saw or something like that, I get the 'joke', "you like Broadway? Are you a whore??? Ha ha ha." Just watch TV and you'll see jokes all the time about broadway and whores. I'm really sick of the connection.

I mean, why is Broadway being 'whored up'? Isn't it enough to get noticed because of your TALENT anymore? It just seems that now, the prostitute's life style is being glamorized and becoming chic.

But please, please, please don't bash me for saying this.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

Updated On: 7/7/04 at 01:21 AM

#8

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:24am

Well, like that other celebate Novice, Maria von Trapp, you just haven't met the right man yet. You ARE a whore, a whore for our Lord.

OH! That reminds me of another one!

JESUS CHRIST FRICKING SUPERSTAR!!!

They really are everywhere!
PEACE.
#9

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:27am

Maria Von Trapp is, hands down, the ultimate Broadway Whore
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#10

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:28am

But I don't need to meet a man. I just dine at the restaurants that Corine recommends, order her favorite dishes, and I always have a smile on my face.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
#16

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 1:44am

I am truly offended that you find this amuzing. My daddy always said, "Don't EVER laugh at WHORES, they could be somebody's Mama, even yours."

The good book plainly states "Let sleeping Whores lie, anywhere but on the stage."
PEACE.
#21

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 2:39am

Kate from teh Wild Party and I are very insulted by this thread.

To answer, your initial question, Sueleen. I think whores flock to the theatre community because it is such an open community where we can express ourselves freely. Plus, the severe lack of jobs forces us to turn to street walking as a result of a low income. These experiences often cause writers to pen their experiences as whores. Hope that helped.
#22

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 8:11am

I like to think of myself as very open minded and extremely liberal. I have many whore friends and find them to be more fun than my normal friends. I am not against extending rights to whores the same as everyone else has. I just don't see why they can't be discreet about it. One can be a whore and still remain discreet. Please don't throw out the cloeseted whore defense. I am not saying one must be a closeted whore. I am just saying one can be comfortable with one's self and be proud of one's self without being showy. Why must whores alwasy use public forums to further their own agenda? Can't they keep their whoreishness in the privacy of their bedrooms without flaunting it at the Tony awards, onstage or out in the streets? Do we really need to see more shows like The Life?
One can be a proud whore with flauting the fact that one is. That Tony kiss between Idina and Taye was uncalled for. It was taking advantage of a photo op to flaunt one's lifestyle.

I know I will be bashed for this. I know I will attract the wrath of those who will accuse me of being a self loathing closeted whore but, this is just my opinion on the subject.

Yours for a less whorish Broadway.
http://www.danperezgallery.com

Updated On: 7/7/04 at 08:11 AM

#23

re: Why is Broadway Soooooo full of Whores?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 9:16am

I'm sure the whores are just attracted to Broadway because it allows them a venue to express their inner whoriness. This is because whores aren't commonly accepted in other professions, such as teaching and insurance sales.
Hamlet's father.

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