Why, Jodie, WHY?
#1Why, Jodie, WHY?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 12:26pm
Jodie Foster's new film, The Brave One, looks to be quite the vigilante epic for the decade: Woman attacked, the system doesn't work, woman gets gun and hunts down and kills all the bad guys. Give me a f'ing break, Jodie. Sure, these films will get made, maybe even make someone a bunch of money, but JODIE, why do YOU have to make this crap? I would think this would be one of the last things you would want to make after all the Hinkley garbage you had to go through.
Couldn't you have let Sandra Bullock or Ashley Judd make this and you do something a bit more tasteful? How about I Now Pronounce You Judy and Mary?
And before you all jump on me and say "Have you SEEN it Sueleen?", the answer is no. But just look at the trailer.
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#2re: Why, Jodie, WHY?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 12:49pmI just thought she was above crap like this. Yes, she might need a little money now and then, but this one looks really irresponsible. Unless, of course, her character turns out to be a modern day Travis Bickle. Then there might be some poetic reasoning.
#3re: Why, Jodie, WHY?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 12:53pm
I saw a commercial for this this morning. Now, granted, I had a late show last night, followed by a few beers, so I was a titch bleary eyed.
But did I actually hear her say, in her best "Dr. Lecter?" urgent whisper, "Give me back my dog!"?
#4re: Why, Jodie, WHY?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 12:55pmI just have one thing to say: Pharisaic.
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#5re: Why, Jodie, WHY?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:01pmI think they kill her dog and she says "I want my Dog Back" but it was hard to hear over my yelling "Oh PLEASE" at the screen repeatedly.
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#6re: Why, Jodie, WHY?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:04pmIs she gay?
#7re: Why, Jodie, WHY?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:39pmWhi knows, maybe she can do for vigilante movies what she and Hopkins did for serial killer movies in Silence of the Lambs? The plot synopsis - young FBI agent, aided by cannibalistic psychiatrist, tracks down and knabs wannabe transsexual serial killer - doesn't sound like an Oscar winner either.
#8re: Why, Jodie, WHY?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:45pm
I just saw the preveiw for this and I thought the same thing!
WTF?
All this over a dog?
Great, now folks are going to run out and get more guns...
#9f*ck them, jodie, i'd love you even if you did porn. um, would u do porn?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:49pm
because there's no way that she could suffer for her actions throughout the movie and eventually die for them thus showing how her vengeance was not worth it after all. i mean since seeing the trailer is just like seeing the whole movie anyway, right?
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#10re: Why, Jodie, WHY?
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:51pmWho asked you, papa? Do you really think Jodie is going to DIE at the end of this?
#11re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:52pm
**spoiler***
i didn't think leo was gonna get it in the departed, but he did.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#12re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:53pmFrom the trailer, it's obvious she gets revenge...or her dog back.
#13re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:54pmfine. the hell with all of you. jodie and i don't need you anyway!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#14re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:55pm"Entertainment Weekly" puts Jodie in the "Oscar Watch" category in its Fall Movie Preview issue.
#15re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 1:59pm
Message of this movie? NEVER COME BETWEEN A LESBIAN AND HER DOG!
I didn't think Leo was going to get it in...(SPOILER...)
Titanic, but I was wrong, too.
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#16re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 2:27pmI don't think you can refer to her as a lesbian. I think it's defamatory.
#17re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 2:44pmI don't think it's all over a dog. I think they kill her husband/boyfriend, heh. I saw the trailer when I saw the latest Die Hard thing. It looked horrid.
#18re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 2:44pmUnless it features Jodie finding true love with a strap-on donning Portia De Rossi, I think I'll skip it.
#19re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 2:51pmSorry, I think that strap-on donning Portia is going to be featured in the fall on Nip/Tuck. YAY!
#20re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 3:42pmWell, Jodie worked hard in her first wronged-woman movie in order to win an Oscar. This one is just for fun.
#21re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 3:50pmMatt, if you are referring to The Accused I wouldn't call that her FIRST "wronged women" movie. Kansas City Bomber, Taxi Driver, heck even Alice Doesn't Live Here, Anymore might all be considered "wronged women" movies.
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#22re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 5:44pmWell, isn't "woman in peril" sort of her niche?
#23re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 6:21pm
WTF?
All this over a dog?
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#24re: the above. please, please, please do porn, jodie. with me. please.
Posted: 8/22/07 at 6:44pmUpdated On: 8/23/07 at 06:44 PM
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