My name is Jordan and I work for Disney Theatricals. I'm glad you took the time to write to a message board and ask us to do this in Brisbane. Luckily, we have a department that I'm in charge of that searches message boards all day and night, looking for letters written to us.
As per your request, I regret to inform you that at this time we are unable to fulfill your wish to bring "The Lion King" to your city due to high costs and the fact that we would rather eat our own feet than travel to that city. If you would like to put up the money for a production of it, you can contact Carol in accounting and she will be happy to take down your credit card number.
Thanks for being a fan and have a magical day, Jordan
Jordan, that is very funny parody of Disney and it made my day. I was not sure where to put it as Brisbane is not Broadway and not in the USA. They have a production in Sydney and I think it could be possible.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it?
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