Win a date with...um....me!

#1

Win a date with...um....me!

Posted: 3/1/05 at 12:39pm

It's nearly 1 pm, I still haven't had my lunch break, I finished my project early, and I'm lonely. Help, boys.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2

re: Win a date with...um....me!

Posted: 3/1/05 at 1:45pm

C'mon...give the guy some love!

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"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."

#3

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 1:51pm

*sigh* It's ok. I'm now making hotel reservations for 98 people, so I'm not so bored anymore. :)

(Still...dammit.)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#4

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 1:55pm

I know. I felt your pain but I'm a chick so no help...

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"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."

#5

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 1:59pm

What do I have to do to apply?

(And you're only a featuerd actor, and you've been here since November of 03? wow..)

#6

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 2:00pm

I don't come here often...in fact, I frequently forget I'm signed up until I find myself hideously bored at work sometimes. I'm not as much of a theatre-hound as y'all, I guess

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#7

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 2:32pm

I think craigslist can help with this very thing!

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#8

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 2:34pm

Hmm... I just know there's a rest stop on the NYS Thruway where a friend of mine works out similar problems too.

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Hamlet's father.

#9

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 2:43pm

If *only* my firewall allowed Craigslist to happen. ::sigh::

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#10

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 3:01pm

I go to Musical Mondays nearly every week of the world. It's...fun, I suppose. It's not really cruisy, though...it's all about the showtunes :)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#11

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 11:17pm

I think you walked right by me yesterday, Jailyard. I was busy staring in the other direction and I turned just as you were beside me.
Snobbery!

#12

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 11:27pm

If the idea of an older man, educated, urbane, cultured and still hanging on to a 33" waist interests you, let me know. I'll put you in touch with one. No, just kidding, it's me!

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'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

#13

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 8:47am

I need to fill out two dating applications- one for you and one for Captain_Obvious.

#14

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:20am

Where, bway?? I would recognize you *anywhere*! (That hair! Those eyes! That huge...um...voice!) Hrm. I was probably very preoccupied. Hideous breakups and ridiculous work projects have a way of doing that to one :) I sowwy!

I would totally do you, Reeder. *beatific smile*

I just got rid of one, midtown...there's a spot open. How fortunate!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 3/2/05 at 09:20 AM

#15

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:58am

LOL. Jailyard, I'm trying to remember where I was. I believe it was Saturday which likely means I was somewhere down around 14th st. I ran into a lot of people that day...

#16

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:05am

oh, well if it was Saturday, I have no idea. I don't remember back that far. I barely remember what I had for dinner last night.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#17

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:06am

Midtowngym, I'm completely disturbed by the fact that you just described my father.

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#18

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:10am

Lael, does your dad hang out under bridges or by piers?

#19

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:11am

If he does, give him my phone number.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#20

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:12am

LOL!
This conversation is not helping me in a room full of boring old mechanical engineers...

#21

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:15am

Those are the kinkiest types...you never know what lurks beneath those wrinkled Dockers and Izod shirts. :-P

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#22

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:21am

Yikes Lael! I may be as old as your dad depending on how old you are... Oy vey.

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'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

#23

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:23am

Jail, I know exactly what lurks under there. 250 pound middle-aged men. I want to know no more. :)

#24

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:23am

*has a moment for Florence Foster Jenkins*

I feel like a lunch date. Anybody near Wall Street?

LOL...that's a good reason not to explore further, bway. (unless, of course, the 250 lbs is distributed over a 6'8" frame :P)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 3/2/05 at 11:23 AM

#25

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Posted: 3/2/05 at 11:37am

Jail, it's not. Try 5'8" or so. Not very becoming.
I guess it's good to remove all temptation from the workplace, though...