Woman 'launched flaming poo attack'

[LizzieCurry]

Woman 'launched flaming poo attack'#1

Posted: 3/31/08 at 3:31am

That's the real headline.

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,23459306-5005940,00.html

"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt

[nitsua]

re: Woman 'launched flaming poo attack'#2

Posted: 3/31/08 at 5:25am

Lizzie, darling, what would BWW be without you?

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

[jeniferrenepatricia]

re: Woman 'launched flaming poo attack'#2

Posted: 3/31/08 at 6:02am

Hell hath no fury.....you know the rest. Love the story...thanks Lizzie.

Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.- Bette Davis

[winston89]

re: Woman 'launched flaming poo attack'#3

Posted: 3/31/08 at 2:32pm

Whatever happened to lighting a flaming bag of dog SH*T on someone's door front, ringing the doorbell and running away?

"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear" Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll

[Jane2]

re: Woman 'launched flaming poo attack'#4

Posted: 3/31/08 at 2:34pm

That was very 70's.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[Unknown User]

re: Woman 'launched flaming poo attack'#5

Posted: 3/31/08 at 2:34pm

Wait- I thought this was about Hillary Clinton....

[roquat]

re: Woman 'launched flaming poo attack'#6

Posted: 3/31/08 at 7:17pm

I thought that was a standard gag in 1980s teen-sex movies...

I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."

[Elphaba]

re: Woman 'launched flaming poo attack'#7

Posted: 3/31/08 at 7:21pm

anything can happen in Tasmania....

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956