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#2

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

She should have done what I did last Sunday. We were seeing Crazy Stupid Love, and a guy a few rows in front of us was texting. So, I started lobbing Reese's Pieces at him. One miss, one contact got his attention, another miss, then another hit and he stopped texting. I felt a little cheated for the loss of 4 Reese's Pieces, but it was for a good cause.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#3

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

This gets the Stupid Award for the week. Everybody involved is stupid.

1) The stupid guy who can't turn his phone off, because he's "important." He also can't leave the theatre if an "important" text come in. He also goes to the movies if he's expecting an "important" text.

2) The stupid woman who "touched" him. She should have just yelled in his ear, "Turn your f*cking phone off ... NOW." Instead she either poked, tapped, pushed, prodded, or injured a big "important" lug.

3) The stupid police for thinking it was perfectly fine to slap her with a misdemeanor ticket of $260 instead of slapping him with a ticket for creating a public disturbance.

4) The stupid behavior of stupid Americans everywhere who can't figure out how do behave in public and can't solve their problems on their own without acting like little children running to tell the Mommy Police that another kid bothered them.


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Updated On: 8/4/11 at 08:18 AM

#4

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

In an article linked:

"The real wimps, Fout said, are the people who believe everything they read and make anonymous statements online without knowing the real story. If anybody wants to come say some of that stuff to his face and threaten him, they’re welcome, “but when you’re sipping through a straw for a month because you’re jaw is broke, don’t blame me,” he said. “I take care of business.”"

Ok - so that wouldn't be assault?
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#5

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

He "takes care of business" by acting like a pants-wetting baby and preening when a woman he's got a hundred pounds on taps him on the shoulder. Sounds like a typical macho asshole who talks a big game but turns into a pile of pudding the second he's "threatened".

And you're absolutely right, best--it's ridiculous that he wasn't charged with causing a public disturbance. If I were a 130 pound woman and an ex-football player with a hundred pounds on me sneezed in my direction in a situation like this he'd be charged with a lot more than that.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#8

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

I wonder if it was the other way around if the guy would have gotten a ticket? I think not. It's hard teaching children how to behave nowadays being adults don't know how to!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#9

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

Couldn't the theater management handle this? I would think they would want to avoid this sort of thing. I doubt this is the first theater to ever experience something like this. So, they get the cops involved and and it is now going around the internet.

I was at a movie years ago and the guy behind me was reading the credits to his son and then explaining every part of the film as it happened. He did not even whisper. He was talking and other patrons were distracted as well. I got up,told the manager,they came and quietly and politely asked him to keep it down. He exploded,cursed the usher out and walked out of the theater. The manager gave me two free passes for the inconvenience and I go there to this day because of how they handled the situation.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
#11

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

I can only assume that this is his wife:
Magnited States of America!
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#13

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

Yet another reason to stick with NetFlix.

A friend of mine and I went to see WITCHES OF EASTWICK when it first came out. Several rows forward of us was this jerk who clearly didnt want to be there, so he took out his keys and was whipping them back and forth to express his disgust at being abducted to this "girlie" movie by his obviously nagging girlfriend.

The guy sitting behind him didnt take too well to his stunt, so, at the right moment, he grabbed said keys and threw them to the side.

The key whipper didnt take too kindly to that... and before long, we had this huge brawl going on competing for our attention to Cher. Police were called, of course, and both guys were escorted out to cheers and applause.

Ah, live entertainment...
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#15

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

Well, I hate him just for this comment about Lieber who wrote the original story:

“Obviously the guy slanted the story because in all likelihood he’s a liberal,” Fout said.
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#18

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

That would be amazing. They'd turn the woman into a liberal lesbian - much like how Madame Bachmann was "kidnapped" by a lesbian ex-nun.

Bachmann/Fout 2012!
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#21

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

Same here. I turn my cell phone off the moment I enter a theatre (movie, Broadway, opera), not seconds before the program is about to start. And I never take my cell phone out to dinner--or, if I have to, it's turned off. Why would I want to sit there texting or fighting off calls when I've set aside time to have a meal with my family/friends? And as a professor, the first thing I tell my students at our initial class meeting is that their cell phones/iPods/whatever electronics must be turned off and unseen for the duration of the class period, and that if I see them they're marked absent for the day.

Everyone nowadays has an overinflated sense of how important they are to the world.

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

Updated On: 8/4/11 at 12:18 PM

#23

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

Everyone is always waiting for an important call all the time, always. My favorite comment from students: "I'm expecting a call from my mom!" Tell your mom that you're in a class that's costing her about $3000 and you'll call back later.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#24

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

I've asked this question before but I'll ask again.

What did people do before cellular phones? I mean, how did you know what was going on back in the 70's,80's,&90's when you went to a movie? My parents would tell the babysitter what restaurant and movie theater they were going to if there was an emergency. So,when people you the lame excuse that they need their cell phones in the theater in case there is an emergency I remind them how full of sh*# they are. If you are a Doctor or expecting an important phone call then DON'T GO OUT TO THE MOVIES!!!!

We live in a very selfish society today. Everyone else is more important than the next guy and common courtesy is a thing of the past. I'm very prejudice and zero tolerance when it comes to A-holes who do not practice cell phone etiquette. I really wish movie theaters would block signals so patrons simply can not use their phones in the theater. If you want to text or check your email,go outside with the people who are smoking.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
#25

Woman asks (much larger) man to stop texting in movies; gets fined for assault

I was asked to design a play for a festival in Merida, Spain, a number of years ago, and one of the cool things was going to the various venues to see what people were putting up. But one thing that amazed me was that, even though cel phone use is perhaps even more permeating in Europe than here, you dont get the same "me first attitude". At one performance in particular, I can still vividly remember the wave of cel phones that emerged as the audience was leaving... even though while in the theatre, not a single one beeped. Very classy.
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