Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

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Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:27pm

We'll find out Saturday!

Breaking News on Georgie's Ass

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:28pm

Just watch SCHINDLER'S LIST, and imagine no Schindler, and no end to the war, and the camps going on forever and ever and ever.

That is what a Cheney Presidence would look like.

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re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:33pm

Oh Jesus...not a Nazi comparison! People get upset.

I prefer to think it will look like the last 45 minutes of REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Or the scene where Quint gets upclose and personal with the shark. And we're all Quint.

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:34pm

Maybe he will burn the Capitol tomorrow. Or, round up those who oppose the war and shoot them. Maybe appoint Rush Limbaugh to be the sole Supreme Court Justice.

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:36pm

Perhaps while they are up there they can pull George's head out.

PEACE.

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:40pm

Bush is having a colonoscopy?

Oh Lord, I wish I were the anesthesiologist...

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CNN

July 20, 2007
Cheney to become president…briefly

WASHINGTON (CNN) – President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the chief White House spokesman said.

Tony Snow said Friday that the procedure, during which a doctor looks for any signs of cancer, will be carried out at Camp David, Maryland, and the president will be placed under anesthesia.

Bush’s last colonoscopy was in June 2002, and no abnormalities were found, Snow said.

Updated On: 7/20/07 at 12:40 PM

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:40pm

Quick, read Phillip Roth's brilliant PLOT AGAINST AMERICA, Margaret Atwood's HANDMAID'S TALE, and most importantly, Nevil Shute's old cold war chestnut, ON THE BEACH, the last a staggering portrait of a post Cheney-Iran d--k swinging contest.

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re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:58pm

How do you give a colonoscopy to a man who is a complete a-s-s-h-ole? Do you start at one end and wait til it comes out the other.

I've never wished anyone ill before, but anything they find thats bad, he more than deserves. I hope they find something, I hope its its malignant and I hope he suffers.

Updated On: 7/20/07 at 12:58 PM

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:00pm

OH GOD, NO! Honestly, I prefer the Cowboy Figurehead to the unfetterd insanity that would rule if the words "President Cheney" ever really do come true!

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

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re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:01pm

Well, really, how much damage can he do in two and a half hours?

*knocks on wood*

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Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:02pm

The same day Voldemort arrives to take over the world.

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re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:16pm

robbie. my late dad who survived Auschwitz and Dachau said that the snarling Cheney had the look of one.

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

#13

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:22pm

Oh, wexy...I'm not saying the comparison isn't apt.

I just know some folks round here get their feathers ruffled when such analogies are made.

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#14

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:28pm

it's quite similar. little by little our rights are being taken away but just little enough for us not to notice what it all could mean.

when is it enough?

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#15

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 2:29pm

Colonoscopy, hmmm. Bet they find something or somebody holed up there, you should 'scuse the expression. Jeff Gannon perhaps?

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#16

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 2:50pm

Are you implying you've found Cheney's 'undisclosed location,' Auggie?

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#17

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 3:00pm

Just his hand, honey. Rather like Shari Lewis and Lambchop.

"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

#18

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 3:09pm

Yeah...but, unfortunately, Shari Lewis was the one to die.

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#19

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 3:26pm

Shari, ah good memories.

Is it possible to bomb Iran in just one hour?

It could be a good tim to pardon Libby?

#20

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 3:33pm

there's a reason we can't find osama. Well. Suffice it to say, he will be found saturday.

#21

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Posted: 7/20/07 at 4:16pm

I looked through this thread twice, and I couldn't believe it.

Surely, Craig stopped to scold the liberal poster for calling someone a Nazi. In Craig's world, calling someone a Nazi is anti-semitic, and a sin worse then anything else.

I am so surprised.

If Tom DeLay is The Hammer, then I proclaim a new title for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi: The Briber. Nancy Pelosi had to bribe her members with spinach to get their votes.

#22

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 4:22pm

Craig, isn't here today. He's taking a long weekend to vist some "friends" in Xenia.

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#23

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 10:22pm

I think it's very unfair that Bush gets to be knocked out to have something shoved up his ass while for the last 7 years the American people have had to endure it without any anesthesia whatsoever.

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#24

re: Wonder What a Cheney Presidency Would Look Like?

Posted: 7/20/07 at 10:28pm

If Tom DeLay is The Hammer, then I proclaim a new title for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi: The Briber. Nancy Pelosi had to bribe her members with spinach to get their votes.

#25

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Posted: 7/21/07 at 10:19pm

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