Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever (now with bandwith busting pics!)

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Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever (now with bandwith busting pics!)

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:16pm

Woo's leash was left at the beach...I just looked around and saw the black boa used so long ago for my FABULOUS BWW video...I tied it to her collar and walked her through the streets of Chelsea

she was very saucy, and was applauded from here to 8th Ave.

I will gather my team to recreate this and document a.s.a.p.

Updated On: 10/24/04 at 12:16 PM

#2

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:20pm

Team Shaiman will rally and report for duty ASAP

#3

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:21pm

Mr Shaiman, are you trying to make Woo a star?
Woo is about to star in her own musical
"Woo woman"

Updated On: 10/24/04 at 12:21 PM

#4

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:24pm

That truly is one of the funniest things I've imagined in quite some time

#5

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:25pm

Well it's time for a star who looks just like WOO

#6

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:25pm

she was conspiciously overdoing her sexy hip swivel, I'm not kidding...what a wiggle!

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:27pm

It's difficult for me to picture your progency doing anything conspicuous Were you, by chance, wearing your pimp outfit from the Oscars?

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:28pm

How sexyyyy!
Marc-seph, oh, how I have missed you.
-d.b.j-

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#9

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:28pm

I think Holly should get the role.
Sorry Mr Shaiman but Holly is a hot dog. No offense to WOO.
Woo can be the understudy.
And Simba can be her lesbian lover.

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:28pm

You go WOO !!!!! Woo-Hoo !!!!!!!!! She is the sexist dog temptress ever.

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:31pm

Boobs,
Have you seen Holly?
Holly is a sweetie just like Woo.

#12

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:40pm

ok Corine, we get that you are showing mere mortal dogs attention so that BWW will feel balanced...but can we please stay On Topic here. Woo does NOT take kindly to sharing the stage!!

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:43pm

Is Woo the Eve Harrington of the doggie world Marc?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:45pm

no, Woo is Margo...it's these "common" other mutts that are crowding her spotlight

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:46pm

I understand. Woo better watch who is smelling her butt, it may not be a friendly hello.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 2:05pm

same goes for you, BB!

#17

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 2:06pm

oooooooooh

I missed Walli Woo so much!

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 2:13pm

POL

have you seen this new thread? (I too have also just returned)
great WOO pics and then bitchiness

Updated On: 10/24/04 at 02:13 PM

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 2:32pm

Holly would never DREAM of stealing another dog's role. She thinks that Boo created the role in real life, and Boo should play the role in the video.

Miss Holly says, "That bitch can HAVE Eight Avenue to herself. I've got Beekman Place!"

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#20

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 2:37pm

Pal (aka Dolores)

when you say BOO, do you mean WOO or are you having a To KILL A MOCKINGBIRD flashback?

And Holly can KEEP her stinking Beekman place...along with Agnes Gooch!!

#21

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 3:18pm

Of course, it's Woo! I'm so sorry! Those terrible Mockingbird flashbacks... Worse than RodneyK's 'Nam flashbacks.

Sometimes I wake up the middle of the night screaming, "Jean Louise! Jean Louise, stand up! Your FATHER'S passing!"

Then I get up out of bed without knowing it and walk up and down Beekman Place saying "HEY, Boo" to all the night doormen, finally ending up in the Korean market on First Avenue, where I say to the woman behind the counter, "Atticus says cheating a black man is TEN times worse than cheating a white."

Which is usually when the Korean counterwoman throws a cup of hot, scalding coffee at me, which puts me into flashbacks of "The Bad and the Beautiful."

Buit of course I know it's Woo not Boo.

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#22

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 3:38pm

"I got sumpin' ta say!"

#23

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 3:51pm

Barf.

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"Honey- Men don't want one woman. Do the same thing. Date many men. I DO! I am going through the exact same thing. Don't over eat, instead date others. You will be amazed how much fun it will be. Also play hard to get. Men are dogs honey. DOGS!" - Corine2 10/29/04

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re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 3:52pm

First of all, I can understand how Woo does not wish to share the spotlight (I went through that phase at one time so I guess this is karma). HOWEVER, there is no need to belittle the other pups on the board. Simba is far from common and is not a mutt, he's a Wheaten. After all, do common dogs have the ability to stand on their hind legs and walk backwards on command while speaking when asked, know how to take bows (he's already for the spotlight) as well as a myriad of other entertaining tricks?

Secondly, sorry Corine, but Simba is a male... neutered male, so he can't really be Woo's lesbian lover or heterosexual lover. I guess it's a moot point anyway since Woo doesn't share her spotlight.

We look forward to reading more about Woo's antics, even though she seems to be a bit of a prima donna.

(the faces are to indicate the joking tone of this post)

#25

re: A New True story of Woo and the Gayest Moment Ever

Posted: 10/24/04 at 4:14pm

so, off we went with Woo's new boa leash (created by necessity when her leash was left behind) I fabulously combined a black and a white one

* you may recognize these boas from my ground breaking video for Standing Ovations 1

Updated On: 10/24/04 at 04:14 PM