WooF! My dog just came out...
WooF! My dog just came out...
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#0WooF! My dog just came out...
Posted: 8/31/06 at 9:57am
While on our morning walk, my Golden Doodle announced, "Rhyme Ray."
Was I surprised (once I figured out what he was saying)? Not really. Was I shocked (that he has the ability to speak)? Absolutely.
Anyway, I don't know how to handle this. What will his life be like? Will he miss tremendous pupertunities that normal dogs take for granted?
What enormous impact is this going to have on my life?
#1re: WooF! My dog just came out...
Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:02amjust remember one thing, namo: life is like a dog sled team - if you're not the lead dog the scenery never changes.
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#2re: WooF! My dog just came out...
Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:03amYou know, that really makes me think.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:08amone question: does your dentist know?
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:11amWas he bitchy while he was a puppy?
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:15am
Is he single? The Elphapug just finished his first online profile at pup4pup.com and is anxiously looking for some hot pooch to date.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:18amis he over 18? do you have pictures?
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:18am
Well, he's almost 3 in dog years, which puts him at nearly 21. I'd say he's at least 18.
I don't do math well enough to figure it out.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:19amSo the Elphapug likes them big and hairy Singer?
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:21am
Is a golden Doodle that big? If it has curly hair, he clearly has daddy issues.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:22am
the site you mentioned is down, singer, but this one is working.
date my pet
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:24am
Did he tell you first?
That's the important thing.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:27am
My cats clearly have gender identity issues...perhaps due to their visit to the vet when they were 6 months old.
Where is my support group?!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:27am
He most definitely has daddy issues Singer. And Namo's pooch could use a good mayonnaisse treatment don't ya think?
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:30amdoodle---I can't find the link for Pussies With Problems.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:31amWhat did you just call me?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:34am
No, darlin' that's for your CATS.
It's not ALL about YOU, doodle!
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:37am
I'm quite sure that my dog's loss of her leg was God's punishment for her lesbianism.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:42am
Oh, I thought I was back in Junior High, b12b...good times.
Robbo, What did you just call me?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:42am
Calvin,
Why? Wasnt Danny Thomas one?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:44am
Lesbian? Lesbian? Lezzzz-bian!
Trix had a thing for female black Labs.
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:46amTrix... as in Aviatrix?
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Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:47amSoul Sisters, huh?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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