Just to take issue with a few of these choices:
Ashton Kutcher: Didn't embarrass himself at all in Butterfly Effect, though the movie was not great. And in his other dud, Just Married, his delivery of the line "look honey, it comes with free nuns" is worth the rental price alone.
Gina Gershon: She's fabulous. Anyone who can come out of Showgirls with her career intact has to have something. She's great in Bound and is the only reason to watch the interminably boring The Insider.
Ashley Judd: Yes, apparently her performance in Cat was sorely lacking. But on film she's wonderful. She managed to acquit herself in De-Lovely recently, and if anyone wants proof of what she's capable, rent The Passion Of Darkly Noon.
Tom Cruise: The man can act. Watch Mission:Impossible. Then watch Collateral. Then try and tell me he can't.
Kirsten Dunst: She's not terribly amazing in the Spider-Man films, but her performances in Crazy/Beautiful, The Virgin Suicides and Bring It On are all fantastic and prove the girl has range.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.