Worst Celebrity Crush?- Page 5

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:25pm

I want to have dirty porno love with Nicole Ritchie.



Believe me?

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:29pm

she looks like she has a droopy vagina.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:33pm

It's okay if you think that as long as you don't think she has an eating disorder.

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:34pm

what ever would make me think that?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:37pm

I was just making sure.

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:38pm

persoanlly, I enjoy the skeletal look, I think its tres chic. Who doesn't like ****ing the gaping hole in a woman's pelvis?



ETA

I may have gone a bit too far on that one.

Oh well.

Updated On: 8/21/06 at 12:38 PM

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:39pm

Nothing better then a huge bruise from a pelvic bone.

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:40pm

and there I was worried about crossing the line.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:55pm

I also have a thing for Cher.

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:56pm

I can't decide which punch line is better for that picture.

that she was just rehearsing for her reverse minstrel show

or

that she just got done blowing an elephant

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:59pm

Are you kidding? She just went out without makeup. All the crap she has done to her face has made her skin go white.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:02pm

Is that picture of Nicole photoshopped? It can't really be her... can it?

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 1:02pm

I don't know, i was rather patial to blowing an elephant

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 2:06pm

noe, i ment patial

[ckeaton]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 2:18pm

papa, are you drunk?

[secondstar05]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 2:36pm

My first celebrity crush was Jonathan Taylor Thomas, from the Home Improvement years on.



I never really got the Mario Lopez thing, but I was definitely in love with Mark-Paul Gosselaar.



As far as having a crush on a celebrity much older than myself... John Cusack. It's ridiculous how much I adore him.



More recently, my major crushes have been Michael Pitt and Adrien Brody.

[seasons of love]

Posted: 8/24/06 at 3:32pm

Jake Gyllenhaal... end of story. If those eyes don't make you swoon you have no soul. Lol.

[jsrocks]

Posted: 8/24/06 at 4:13pm

I used to have a huge crush on Jeff Timmons from 98 Degrees, lol. :P

[Marguerite Chauvelin]

Posted: 8/24/06 at 4:24pm

My first one was Stewart Finlay-McLennan (from Christy), then Nathan Lane, then Tim Curry, then Terrence Mann, then about 500 other celebrities. I think Hugh Laurie is my main one right now.

Why do all the good ones have to be 30 years older than me!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/24/06 at 4:50pm

jlo lol how stupid! i was obsessed!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/24/06 at 4:50pm

jlo lol how stupid! i was obsessed!

[bunnywings]

Posted: 8/24/06 at 5:24pm

Wow, there have been many... But I'll list the ones where the crush lasted a few years:

John Taylor (Duran Duran)
Donnie Wahlberg (New Kids On The Block)
JC Chasez (NSYNC)

Yes, I had a thing for boy bands...

Currently, I am totally hooked on Anthony Rapp.

[justagirl2]

Posted: 8/24/06 at 5:28pm

Every guy in any boy band. Except for the "ugly" ones...you know, Howie in BSB, Chris in *NSYNC, that albino guy in 98 degrees...but all the others were fair game.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/24/06 at 5:33pm

That albino is now a politician, thank you very much.

Updated On: 8/24/06 at 05:33 PM

[jeff_thedancer]

Posted: 8/24/06 at 6:33pm

Ricky martin!!!